Making Love...For us older ones!!

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Making Love...For us older ones!!

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1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in
bed with you.

2. Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed..

7. Have respirator ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
Growing old is unavoidable,but growing up is optional---Malc

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Hahahaha, Mal. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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OK..... who's been planting camera's in me bedroom :shock: :shock:

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marrasis wrote: you could give someone a nasty suck :lol:
there's no such thing as a "nasty" suck! :wink:


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You have a wise husband then :wink:
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Now let's get this straight marrasis, in order to save any confusion


Which one of you is doing the sucking :?


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:shock:
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To save the messing about now,,,I have resorted to playing cards,in particular Solo...
I mean.....
You don't need
a partner if you've got a good hand!!!!!
Growing old is unavoidable,but growing up is optional---Malc

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Get what straight? :shock:
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I thought you were talking about having breakfast in France :?


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very good. :D
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Baldy,
You cannot get many of them in a bread bun..
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I thought they were bread buns, "baps"

you don't get many to the lb either :?


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Reminds me of my favourite song of all time, The oldest swinger in town by Fred Wedlock. The two classic lines I remember, "you are only as old as the woman you feel", and "when it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night long".

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I'm afraid I've lost the instruction book.
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STUPID YOU ARE.................

BREED YOU SHOULD NOT!

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YOU PEOPLE ARE HILARIOUS!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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brian c wrote:I'm afraid I've lost the instruction book.

I would have loaned you mine brian, but my grandad has borrowed it. :wink:

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Due to my eyesight failing,it was a good job she had spots on her bottom....
It was the prices in Braille...
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im not saying she was fat
but if you slapped her asre you could ride in on the ripples
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