One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy,
"The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of
our cows today.
I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the
You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?
So the farmer leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
the front door.
Amy takes him down the barn.
They walk along long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells
him, "This is the one.
This one right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
dizzy blond, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
By the nail over its stall," Amy explains.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him as she walks away
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send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she
exclaimed: "I don't
have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me", said the man as he
walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and
followed the man.
"Come in and close the door" the man said.
She did. He then said "Now get on your knees."
She did. "Now take down my zipper".
She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out...." he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered
"Well............ go ahead".
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it
and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...........
"Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"