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I see Paris Hilton, has been released from jail after having served a whole five days of her sentence. She was released because of an unspecified medical condition. :roll:

Yeah we know, she's "bonkers" :lol:


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Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been released from jail after serving just three full days of her sentence.
But the 26-year-old will be kept under house arrest and must wear an electronic tag for another 40 days.

The decision was made as a result of a medical problem, but officials refused to give details of the condition.

Money talking again? :roll:
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And her medical problem is that she is rich.

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On checking with the New Zealand Herald. There is no mention (as yet) of her release and the circumstances of it. Pity because I wanted to surprise you by bringing you updated information.

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I'm sure she did 3 days!

Poor dear was claustrophobic! :roll:
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Globalmyths wrote:And her medical problem is that she is rich.
:lol: :lol: 8)
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5 days

she will be gagging for it

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:lol:
Hee hee Sless

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:roll: Silly cow...She was in a completely seperate area of the prison from all the 'normal' prisoners as well! It was probably just like staying in a 3* hotel for once, rather than the Ritz. The poor dear... :roll:

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I bet the medical condition would be easily transmitted.

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:shock: i hope they make it public

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Jim_in_France wrote:I'm sure she did 3 days!

Poor dear was claustrophobic! :roll:
That will be it for sure, Jim.
What a pity-3 days ago she looked healthy enough to my untrained eye. It even looked as if she had been feeling up to having a makeup and hairdressing session before her mug shots could be taken. The ink will hardly be dry on them and here she is, out.

Poor old thing, i guess she is fading fast and all that image of robustness was just an illusion.
Don't worry-the police will be just as understanding if any of us ever have to serve a sentence, too.

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i bet she is rolling spliffs with the pages out or her bible now
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Just heard on the news that she had a sick note claiming she was close to a nervous breakdown!

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what a pity

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i wouldnt crawl over her to get to you
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I understood that the jail was in danger of being flooded,and she was asked to put her finger in a dyke.
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i heard she had to go in for that lesbian operation, she had to have a strapadicktome

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As part of her initiation she was asked:-
"What do you call the female warder,on your block,the one with the thick
fingers???"
She replied " Well hung"
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Wonder who she spread her legs for this time.. :shock:
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