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I love Dates

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:43 pm
by memor
I love dates. I always look forward to Xmas.
You used to get dates called "Kissame" they very tasty but you have to watch out for large stone in middle.
Sometimes I get really fed up eating dates and they get left over till following xmas but they still okay to eat.
Bestest Regards

Jimmy nice site but it have limited value for those people who like to eat dates.

What next a site for Bed Socks ?

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:22 pm
by Kayleigh
what a cracker, i thought memor was on about he loved going on dates!

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:36 pm
me 2

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 4:24 pm
by JonnyRandom
i suppose a date and a shrivelled old prune are quite simular :twisted:

looks like poo!

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:02 pm
by jellybabyjenbob
I don't like fact I'm not really one for dried fruit. No matter what it is it always seems to look like...well...poo, really, doesn't it! :oops:

Jen xxx

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:05 am
by memor
They not taste like poo !!!!
They sweet and yummy.
You not know what you missing.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:30 pm
by kinky cook
i think you are a bit of a nut case i thought you where coming on this site to get dates not to scare them away

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:06 pm
by memor
If you think I nutty, take another look at your silly poem.
A psychiatrist have field day analysing you.

You not seem to have wit to understand that dates has two meanings.

Maybe you open your eyes a little.

Bestest Regards

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 6:12 pm
by northeast
well memor,you seem to get about a bit on this site does you own

oh i and by the way dates has more than two meanings.
so open your eyes a little

best regards


Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:31 pm
by sexykitten69a
hi im new a this :oops: and i dont no what to say


Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 8:32 pm
by memor
sexy kitten. It nothing new. I from Slovenia.

Nice place but not as exciting as North East.

You not know what excitement is till you come face to face with man who grow prize Leak (vegetable)


Is Pidgeon fancier or race whippets.

This one exciting place.

I like the Pagan festivals here as well.

You see them saturday night after consuming large amounts of alcohol in alleyway on all fours praying in corner they say "OH GOD OH GOD." till stuff come out their mouths.
It not ectoplasm.
I look
It more like Pizza. With carrotts ?

This is one hip area to live.


Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 2:52 pm
by Infectedmushroom
Damn rights.

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:13 pm
by irishCharva
ur a fukn wanka

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 6:50 pm
by Infectedmushroom
Hey hey now dont be so nasty. Hes just fcukin weird. There is a difference.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:52 pm
by memor
Irish Charva. You allowed opinion, that is your right.

It shame that you are tarred with same brush that denotes your fellow countrymen. That you are all as thick as pig s**t.

Of course I know that this is untrue.

If you not understand anything that I write, get a friend to read it for you to explain.

Bestest Regards

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:38 am
by Podgy Pete
They're all Irish and thick and they come over here beacause they think they wont stand out but they do like a sore thumb.


Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:26 pm
by Infectedmushroom

thats one major generalization right there.

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:54 pm
by memor
As soon as you get insulted on these sights you can suss out how old the person is. Usually they from 15 to 23.

They start about fifteen because they think hey I growing up I should be joining in with other adults (other adults , dont make me laugh)

Their wit is proportionate to their age.

The crappier the wit the more juvenile they are.

Its Okay though as the great English speaking person Oscar Wilde say.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about."

Re: I love Dates

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:36 am
by Globalmyths
The best dates I have ever eaten were some I bought in Gilgal Israel. Not far from Jericho.
When A fruit goes bad they lose their sweetness but not so with the date because when it goes bad it is still sweet and is the only fruit in the world that does that.