I love Dates

Looking for a date, and want to fall head over heels in love why not try to meet your match here!
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I love Dates

Post by memor » Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:43 pm

I love dates. I always look forward to Xmas.
You used to get dates called "Kissame" they very tasty but you have to watch out for large stone in middle.
Sometimes I get really fed up eating dates and they get left over till following xmas but they still okay to eat.
Yummy.
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PS:
Jimmy nice site but it have limited value for those people who like to eat dates.

What next a site for Bed Socks ?

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Post by Kayleigh » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:22 pm

what a cracker, i thought memor was on about he loved going on dates!

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Post by PURE ANGEL lol » Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:36 pm

me 2
ThIs b***h BiTeS
LOVE YA xxx
OOH ND LIVE LIFE 2 DA FULL

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Post by JonnyRandom » Wed Feb 18, 2004 4:24 pm

i suppose a date and a shrivelled old prune are quite simular :twisted:
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And we'll ave a little dance, shall we?"
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looks like poo!

Post by jellybabyjenbob » Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:02 pm

I don't like dates...in fact I'm not really one for dried fruit. No matter what it is it always seems to look like...well...poo, really, doesn't it! :oops:

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Post by memor » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:05 am

They not taste like poo !!!!
They sweet and yummy.
You not know what you missing.
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Post by kinky cook » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:30 pm

i think you are a bit of a nut case i thought you where coming on this site to get dates not to scare them away
i'm on my way to castington i tried to stab a copper i jumped out of the paddy waggen, and what a f**king topper mc Rachy c she off her f**king rocker ha ha

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Post by memor » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:06 pm

If you think I nutty, take another look at your silly poem.
A psychiatrist have field day analysing you.

You not seem to have wit to understand that dates has two meanings.

Maybe you open your eyes a little.

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Post by northeast » Wed Apr 07, 2004 6:12 pm

well memor,you seem to get about a bit on this site does you own it...lol...


oh i and by the way dates has more than two meanings.
so open your eyes a little







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Post by sexykitten69a » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:31 pm

hi im new a this :oops: and i dont no what to say

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Post by memor » Fri Apr 23, 2004 8:32 pm

sexy kitten. It nothing new. I from Slovenia.

Nice place but not as exciting as North East.

You not know what excitement is till you come face to face with man who grow prize Leak (vegetable)

or

Is Pidgeon fancier or race whippets.

This one exciting place.

I like the Pagan festivals here as well.

You see them saturday night after consuming large amounts of alcohol in alleyway on all fours praying in corner they say "OH GOD OH GOD." till stuff come out their mouths.
It not ectoplasm.
I look
It more like Pizza. With carrotts ?

This is one hip area to live.

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Tue May 18, 2004 2:52 pm

Damn rights.
Today, I changed my signature.

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Post by irishCharva » Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:13 pm

memor
ur a fukn wanka

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Fri Jun 25, 2004 6:50 pm

Hey hey now dont be so nasty. Hes just fcukin weird. There is a difference.
Today, I changed my signature.

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Post by memor » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:52 pm

Irish Charva. You allowed opinion, that is your right.

It shame that you are tarred with same brush that denotes your fellow countrymen. That you are all as thick as pig s**t.

Of course I know that this is untrue.

If you not understand anything that I write, get a friend to read it for you to explain.

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Post by Podgy Pete » Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:38 am

They're all Irish and thick and they come over here beacause they think they wont stand out but they do like a sore thumb.

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Sun Aug 08, 2004 7:26 pm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn.

thats one major generalization right there.
Today, I changed my signature.

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Post by memor » Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:54 pm

As soon as you get insulted on these sights you can suss out how old the person is. Usually they from 15 to 23.

They start about fifteen because they think hey I growing up I should be joining in with other adults (other adults , dont make me laugh)

Their wit is proportionate to their age.

The crappier the wit the more juvenile they are.

Its Okay though as the great English speaking person Oscar Wilde say.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about."

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Re: I love Dates

Post by Globalmyths » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:36 am

The best dates I have ever eaten were some I bought in Gilgal Israel. Not far from Jericho.
When A fruit goes bad they lose their sweetness but not so with the date because when it goes bad it is still sweet and is the only fruit in the world that does that.
How was a totally inorganic world able to create organic life? Answer it couldn't and didn't

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