you lucky ladies !!!!!!!!! i have arrived !!!!!!!!

Looking for a date, and want to fall head over heels in love why not try to meet your match here!
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madmarvin

you lucky ladies !!!!!!!!! i have arrived !!!!!!!!

Post by madmarvin » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:29 pm

gooday, are any of young sheila's lookin' for a hubby ???

then look no further !!!

im a fat b@stard....... but that doesn't worry me !

im reasonably good looking, out of work and only eat three meals a day.

i own my own mortgage, so you dont have to worry about finding a place to live and to do the housework........

smokers are o.k..........

if you like to have a drink, thats o.k. as well......... but dont make it a habit........... because it will be too much hard work for you to carry my grog home from the pub as well as your own.........

all ladies are welcome to attend the interview sessions between 12 midnight and 3 am in the morning.......

all ladies must adhere strictly to my requirements which will be posted in the following list !!!!............

all ladies must be between the age of 22 and 38 !

all ladies must be able to clean a 4 bedroom house in 2 days flat !

all ladies must be either nymphomaniacs and/or oversexed !

all ladies must have a passport and a return airfare before they are eligible to visit me !

all ladies will be eligible to win a free night with me in a sleazy hotel of my choice !

so dig in girls, dont mess up your chance of finding true love with a trueblue b@stard like me !

you will never regret it !

madmarvin

Post by madmarvin » Sun Dec 19, 2004 1:33 am

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........... no worries.

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Post by Sir Alex » Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:16 pm

Nugget brains :x above^^^^
SID THE WUSS!!!!!! REMEMBER MUFC. RULE!!!!

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