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Post by Infectedmushroom » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:24 pm

I'll translate it for you, I know how to translate "Dickish" because I work with them all the time.

What Memor was trying to say was, "MEMOR SUCK DICK"

"MEMOR LOVE IT UP DA BUMMY"

"MEMOR TELL HIS MAM AND HIS MAMS MAM THAT THEY LIKE IT IN DA MOUTH WIFF DA DOGS"

"MEMOR IS INVALID AND IGNOWANT"

"MEMOR DUMB TEE HEE HEE"

I know, it still does'nt make much sense, but you see what he is trying to say.
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Post by laura » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:45 pm

indeed,im eating chery pie,yumm

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:48 pm

Laura will you marry me yet?
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Post by laura » Sat Oct 30, 2004 2:28 pm

maybe

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:56 pm

sweeeet. Would you be wearing a white whedding dress?
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Post by laura » Mon Nov 01, 2004 9:06 pm

aye,why wudnt i wear white?

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Post by MC_Trilo_G » Tue Nov 02, 2004 5:52 am

can i be best man?
please?
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Post by memor » Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:39 pm

Careful laura you'll catch spots off

the Spotty Herbert.

How's the Acne coming along spotty ?
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Post by Infectedmushroom » Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:14 pm

I gave it to your mother, gimp. I'm spotless, because I use DAZ.

Actually I will admit I have a spot. On my back. It's itchy.

And Laura, I'm sure you will look dazzling in a white dress, it's just what with this being a completely fictional wedding I thought we could jazz it up and you could wear a pink and yellow glow in the dark PVC one with wings.

Or how about the gothic style jet black leg hugging dress, a bit like the one that Morticia adams wears. And whoever asked to be best man, why not eh.

And we need rennaps to be the vicar, i think. Memor can be the metal thing next to the front door. You know, the thing that everyone scrapes their sh*te onto when they unfortunately stand on him. I mean it.
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Post by laura » Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:24 pm

whey i got told i look more like wednesday lmfao,but yeah i cud wear an odd one like er,silver...woo

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:44 pm

Actually, don't wear anything. Sodoff best man, goaway vicar. Let's just make it. Me and you, in a church, stark naked.

That sound's like sinful fun.
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Post by laura » Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:29 pm

rampant s*x against the church wall,interesting :roll:

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:52 pm

*bites the air* *is never going to use this stars thingy again*

yeh. do u think we'll go to hell for doin that?

Or maybes heaven. I think it'll be heaven...
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Post by Infectedmushroom » Tue Nov 02, 2004 5:48 pm

I'll bring a hay bail. so we can roll around in it.
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Post by laura » Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:25 pm

o pls,great s*x warms u the f**k up lmfao

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:24 pm

yes thats true, but even if you're boiling hot, and you slam against a freezin cold wall, you'll go "oohohohoho" and shiver a bit. But whatever floats your boat baby, just dont expect me to put ice on my nipples.

Thats just stupid.

Candle wax maybes, but ice? Keep it for cocacola.
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Post by Lano » Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:09 am

Geez these sites get ya HOOKED!!! Get out and find LOVE!!! It's not on the Internet, Get off your ass and LOOK!!!

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Post by Scrappy » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:14 am

:lol: :lol:
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Post by Globalmyths » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:36 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hi scrappy I wonder if we could sneak Sless in here with his camera he could easy catch a few wierd fish or two. :lol: :lol:

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Post by Scrappy » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:47 am

:lol: :lol:

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Hi scrappy

Lano dragged me in here.. :lol: :wink:
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