Looking for love (One night only)

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Looking for love (One night only)

Post by Infectedmushroom » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:10 pm

Hi there, Im looking for a one night stand with a virgin girl, between the ages of 17 - 25. You must have - long hair, nice eyes, nice lips, nice teeth, nice face, nice ears, b*easts, long legs, you must not be fat in any way whatsoever and you better bring the blobs.
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Post by laura » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:48 pm

damit

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Post by laura » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:53 pm

iv bin in south sheilds the day,and north sheilds.jst got home frm work now.sons o bitches

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Post by memor » Sat Oct 16, 2004 8:32 pm

Infected.

Why Goddess, as you describe want to be seen with a spotty herbert like you ?
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Post by Infectedmushroom » Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:47 am

Why not?

I have a fantastic personality, and Im not spotty anyways.

And what's a herbert?
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Post by laura » Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:59 pm

is goddess me?

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Post by memor » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:38 pm

Infected you are herbert. In the nicest way of course.

Laura sorry I was refering to Green Goddess Great big thing full of water army use to put fires out
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Post by Infectedmushroom » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:01 pm

Laura is a goddess. Im not a herbert. Even though im modest, i do like sherbet.

Memor, learn to speak INGLISH before you use it as a means to attack people you have never met.

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Post by laura » Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:16 pm

woo,look at me go

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Post by memor » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:01 pm

I not mean to offend spotty
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Post by Infectedmushroom » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:40 am

Okay Memor,you can call me spotty. Or a herbert. And Rennaps, you can call me plug, too. I'm safe in the knowledge that you're all full of s**t.
8) :D :evil: :twisted: :? :!:

And to answer your inital question, a goddess would'nt mind being seen with my mug, because
a) I have a big p*nis,
b) I know how to use it,
c) I know how to make a woman feel great about herself and
d) She would'nt have to be seen with me, it was for a one night stand, only so I could use her virginal blood for my sammael devil praising, hell raising sacrfice.

So there. If you did'nt mean to offend me, you should'nt have called me names booboo. You've never even seen me before anyways!

Nur nur nur nur nur. Sticks and stones etc... (Imagine I continue in the same vein for about 20 minutes - i can't be bothered)
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Post by Infectedmushroom » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:29 am

Oh. *Bows gracefully and asks forgiveness*
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Post by Infectedmushroom » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:43 am

Dont cryyyyyy.Pweeeeeeeeease. Here have a cherry.
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Post by laura » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:23 pm

i think ur cute

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Post by Infectedmushroom » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:29 pm

YAY i love balloons. Theyre great for filling with food colouring, fairy liquid and water. You shake it all up and then throw it at someone, and they get covered in non-removable red foam. Oh how we laughed.

Laura were you saying you think I'm cute?

Am I dreaming? Or is it possible that the almighty goddess of love,Laura, could think a SPOTTY HERBERT is cute.

You have a cherry too, Laura. In fact have a bag. f**k it have a cherry tree. You know what. Have a bastarding Orchard full of the f*ckers. In fact, have America, and use it to plant many many cherry trees.

sorry Ive gone too far now Ill shut up.
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Post by laura » Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:59 pm

yes,i think u put a pic up on here a while ago.f**k it i cannit rmbr,i have a vahue recolection of u bein cute tho.and yay,i love cherries

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Post by MC_Trilo_G » Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:57 pm

i like cherry fruit corners... but thats about it.
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Post by Infectedmushroom » Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:27 pm

I like cherries, smeared all over womens rude bits, that's the only time Ill ever eat them. And... I like tuna fish. But not on womens rude bits, thats just confusing.
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Post by memor » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:11 am

Laura you welcome to spotty herbert.

Just remember

"Those that talk about it usually cant do it."
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Post by laura » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:39 pm

it may just be that iv only just woke up,but that last post made no sense to me :shock:

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