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jimmywizz

are you a clever dick

Post by jimmywizz »

It's a pretty good quiz.
> Don't cheat - read each question and answer it
> before you go on to the next question. Let me
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> Short Quiz ... the following quiz consists of 4
> questions and will tell you whether you are
> qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for
> each answer. The questions are NOT difficult.
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
> the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
> whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the
> elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong
> Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take
> out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the
> door. This tests your ability to think through the
> repercussions of your previous actions.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
> All the animals attend except one. Which animal does
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
> refrigerator. You just put him in there. This
> tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer
> the first three questions correctly, you still have
> one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is
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> Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles
> are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
> whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
> 90% of the professionals they tested got all
> questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
> correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
> conclusively disproves the theory that most
> professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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dimwit
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Post by dimwit »

or refrigerator,,,,,,,,,giraffe










but theres' only one f 'n refrigerator!!










just have to squeeze it in somehow . :roll:

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JonnyRandom
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Post by JonnyRandom »

what a load of f*ckin sh1te.....i got them all wrong. but still, what the f**k #-o :roll: :?
"So let's put on our classics
And we'll ave a little dance, shall we?"
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Post by average len »

Nice quiz, James! I got them all wrong, but a nice quiz anyway.

How about this?----

Sherlock Holmes goes to Heaven where all the people who've ever lived are reincarnated, and Saint Peter asks him to pick out Adam and Eve.

"Easy," says Holmes.

How did he know?
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No navels.

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Post by hellraiser »

WHAT DID TARZAN SAY WHEN HE SEEN THE ELEPHANTS COMING OVER THE HILL?
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THERE IS THE ELEPHANTS COMING OVER THE HILL...............
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WHAT DID TARZAN SAY WHEN HE SEEN THE ELEPHANTS COMING OVER THE HILL WITH SUN GLASSES ON ???????????????????????
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HE DIDN'T RECOGNISE THEM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
IT WAS A FAIR FOUL REF

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