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Why the hell do people type like this?

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From another thread:
NOW..............WEN LADY DI, DIED...........ELTON JOHN DONE THAT SONG........CANDLULZ IN THU WIND......................RITE.
SO WEN MUTHA TREEZA DIED.................YEP YUV GOTTIT...........
THU SONG WAZ......................SANDULZ IN THU BIN....................
AH WAZ MORTIFIED WEN AH HEARD IT.............
TARRA...................


I mean... this is South Shields. It's not da Bronks. It's not West Side, or any of deepest, darkest Londonium.
I just can't read bunkum like this.
So why do people type it? I mean, it must take a lot more thought to work out which letters to use instead of the 'real' ones... so why?

For the love of God, stop :roll:
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Post by average len »

I get the impression that sometimes theyre trying to reproduce an accent.

But why not type properly, and let the reader supply his own accent?!

And it is irritating when youre trying to hold a serious discussion about something.

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Post by sherri »

As an outsider, I would never have been game to complain, but I have to agree. Some of the fake accented 'English" must take twice as long to type up as the direct stuff. I know it takes twice as long to read, anyway.
We only have plain everyday English over here, you see,none of the fancy stuff, so I have to make a special effort. LOL

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is doesnt lyk if u rite lyk dat then it easy 4 u 2 do
ThIs b***h BiTeS
LOVE YA xxx
OOH ND LIVE LIFE 2 DA FULL

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hey sherlok.....hoo rattuld your cage................or{i say, who ruffled
your feathers,good person.....................
eye carry on.........................ya....ya.......ya....
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nay gud if yuh uze scartz like..................eh.....
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Post by average len »

If you want a prime example of this typing stupidity, look at gazza's postings. Is it because he knows he's got nothing intelligent to say, so has to speak in this stupid way in a panicky attempt to hide the fact? Should he be let near a PC at all?

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NOW HOLD ONNA MINUT..................................OOPZ...........
HANGON JUST GOTTA GET FROM BEHIND THE COUCH...........
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HEY..............A SED COUCH...............NOT COUGH
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Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !

GAZZA :lol:

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gwon broosee.............................
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Post by memor »

I used to get irate at people not writing proper English.
I just got over terrible computer virus (b*stards) So maybe dodgy writing is due to computer not being very well.
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Post by average len »

No. Memor, it's due to people like Gazza not being very intelligent.

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Post by gazza »

hey lonny...................a passed me 100 meta`z at derby bathz.....
and a luvved tha oxtail soop...............cheap un`all...........
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Post by memor »

What you talk about ?
Do you want to talk English so we can understand !
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