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Let me introduce myself.......

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Greetings. I am a new contributer to this board. To be frank, I'm a comedian. My zanny humour has been appreciated in these parts (South Shields) for many years. My witty outlook to life has made me many friendsandadmirers. My somewhat reflective humour, which reflects on the observations I have made on life has been praised by many people. I have to admit I'm one funny guy.

I'll be posting some of my humour on these boards on the near future. :P

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I look forward to sampling your humour. I hope it's a little above the "say a rude word and guffaw" type.

We shall see, my good man, we shall see......

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Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !




.....................What did the carpet say to the floor?



..................... Don't move -- I've got you covered. :o

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Oh Gawd...Oh Gawd............

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Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !


............................. Does a roller coaster like its work?

............................. It has its ups and downs. :o

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Post by padlock man »

Alright we give in. how much do you want????

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Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !


............................What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?



............................ Windshield vipers. :o

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Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !





..................What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats?


..................A slurpent :o

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Post by jimmywizz »

hi Comedian welcome to our madhouse

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Thank you Mr Wizz. I'm enjoying my visit on here (Honest! ! ! )

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run out of old christmas crackers then mate :wink:
"So let's put on our classics
And we'll ave a little dance, shall we?"
The Streets

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Run out !
Run out !

He writes them.
PP
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You only have one shot at it.

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Yep I reckon I reckon he'll fit in just right.

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Post by padlock man »

The Comedian :

Will you stop it!? There have been fifteen suicides in my street allready!!

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Well take a seat and relax....................your sides will split(!) honest ! ! !


A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels.

:o

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oi oio oi how us doin :D
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OOH ND LIVE LIFE 2 DA FULL

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