definition of a w*nk*r

average len · Post by **average len** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 7:16 pm

All right, it's a word we all use - but what does it really mean?

So...what's YOUR definition of a w*nk*r?

Brashy · Post by **Brashy** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 7:40 pm

yeah i agree wit geoneil.lol

curly · Post by **curly** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:39 pm

Geoneil, not only a full time gobber, but also a devout devourer of the Concise Oxford English Dictionary, masticate over that you logical lexicographer!

allan · Post by **allan** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:36 pm

I must absolutely agree with you curly, and he is also a full definition of the word himself, (well half a one, don’t spose he can do that right.)>>>>

padlock man · Post by **padlock man** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:41 pm

Yer, I think those motorists who drive around with their sound systems blaring out are prime w*nkers.

Let's face it, anyone who pays out a wedge of cash for something which is going to damage their own ears worst of all has to be a born mug!!!!

hotrodngaz · Post by **hotrodngaz** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:56 pm

Definition of a w*nker:

Someone, be it male or female who drive around at night or even during the day in some more extreme cases with their fog lights on, blinding other road users. “W@NKERS”

JonnyRandom · Post by **JonnyRandom** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 8:59 am

in the olden days it was common thought that lots wanking made boys blind or insane. this belief might either be because the mentally handicapped people wank compulsively or just an old wives tale to stop any sticky sheets.
so basically w****r probably started off as slang for the mentally disabled, then just to refer to complete weirdos and then into general usage, rather like "mong" or "spastic".

micky_the_chava · Post by **micky_the_chava** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 2:35 pm

whats wrong with bein a w****r

padlock man · Post by **padlock man** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 1:32 pm

My dear micky_the_chava;

What's wrong with being a w*nk*r? Well, you'd know, wouldn't you?

JonnyRandom · Post by **JonnyRandom** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:13 am

furball

Post by **danet** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 1:45 pm

There is this freeway we travel along going towards Hallam/Narre-Warren area (about an hour east of Melbourne) and there is this huge sign to turn off into this other road called *Ernest Wanke* Road.

Well...lol...... every time I see that road sign, I automatically think that everyone else that travels along that road, must think the same thoughts as I do.......now I wonder how the locals pronounce it?

sherri · Post by **sherri** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:50 pm

LOL danet. We think exactly what you do. Unfortunate name, isn't it. Would put you off from buying a home in that street, though isn't that the road that leads to a tip?

sherri · Post by **sherri** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:52 pm

Ps jonny, we will have to let furry know how highly you think of him LOL

JonnyRandom · Post by **JonnyRandom** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:39 pm

i think furry knows how much i love and appreciate him

hotrodngaz · Post by **hotrodngaz** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:49 pm

I feel the same way about Furry as you do Jonny. Words fail me (apart from W*nker)

JonnyRandom · Post by **JonnyRandom** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:13 pm

i think everyone will have to agree with us on that one gaz. mind you he hasnt been on much since new year - i remember when he used to try and take the p*ss by calling you Hotrat. strange bloke

micky_the_chava · Post by **micky_the_chava** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:03 am

It means getting off by your hand getting the pleasure lol

sherri · Post by **sherri** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:14 pm

aw, guys, sometimes he's funny though, you have to admit it. You just have to get used to his brand of humour. I had a good laugh at his snow and flapping gums post.

curly · Post by **curly** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:08 am

Er......sorry to change the direction of this thread..........but definition?
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