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definition of a w*nk*r

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All right, it's a word we all use - but what does it really mean?

So...what's YOUR definition of a w*nk*r?

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yeah i agree wit geoneil.lol

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Post by curly »

Geoneil, not only a full time gobber, but also a devout devourer of the Concise Oxford English Dictionary, masticate over that you logical lexicographer! :)

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I must absolutely agree with you curly, and he is also a full definition of the word himself, (well half a one, don’t spose he can do that right.)>>>> 8)

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Yer, I think those motorists who drive around with their sound systems blaring out are prime w*nkers.

Let's face it, anyone who pays out a wedge of cash for something which is going to damage their own ears worst of all has to be a born mug!!!!

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Definition of a w*nker:

Someone, be it male or female who drive around at night or even during the day in some more extreme cases with their fog lights on, blinding other road users. “W@NKERS”
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in the olden days it was common thought that lots wanking made boys blind or insane. this belief might either be because the mentally handicapped people wank compulsively or just an old wives tale to stop any sticky sheets.
so basically w****r probably started off as slang for the mentally disabled, then just to refer to complete weirdos and then into general usage, rather like "mong" or "spastic".
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whats wrong with bein a w****r :lol:

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My dear micky_the_chava;

What's wrong with being a w*nk*r? Well, you'd know, wouldn't you?

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furball
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There is this freeway we travel along going towards Hallam/Narre-Warren area (about an hour east of Melbourne) and there is this huge sign to turn off into this other road called *Ernest Wanke* Road.
:? Well...lol...... every time I see that road sign, I automatically think that everyone else that travels along that road, must think the same thoughts as I do.......now I wonder how the locals pronounce it?

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Post by sherri »

LOL danet. We think exactly what you do. Unfortunate name, isn't it. Would put you off from buying a home in that street, though isn't that the road that leads to a tip?

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Ps jonny, we will have to let furry know how highly you think of him LOL

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i think furry knows how much i love and appreciate him :wink:
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I feel the same way about Furry as you do Jonny. Words fail me (apart from W*nker) :roll:
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i think everyone will have to agree with us on that one gaz. mind you he hasnt been on much since new year - i remember when he used to try and take the p*ss by calling you Hotrat. strange bloke
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It means getting off by your hand getting the pleasure lol 8)

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Post by sherri »

aw, guys, sometimes he's funny though, you have to admit it. You just have to get used to his brand of humour. I had a good laugh at his snow and flapping gums post.

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Post by curly »

Er......sorry to change the direction of this thread..........but definition?
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