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Post by Tweedlady » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:36 pm

Lizzie Palmer who put this program together, is 15 years old. There have been over 3,000,000 hits so far.





http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay=1

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Post by Tweedlady » Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:51 am

HEHEHE................

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Post by siam sam » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:17 pm

very good =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: :lol:
zip me up in my oilskins and jumper.
no more down the docks i'll be seen.
just tell me old shipmates.
i'm taking a trip mates.
and i'll see them on fiddler' green.

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Post by Tweedlady » Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:45 pm

GONE,BUT NOT FORGOTTEN :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Tweedlady » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:32 pm

Politically Not Correct or not !!!!



For those who appreciate Black Humour​!

Oscar wanted to get a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.

Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on
Valentine's Day he had to take her out.

If he gets off this charge it will be the closest shave anyone has had
with only 2 blades.

His lawyer's got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like
Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on.

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished
responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he's a
front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.

Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for
his Valentine's Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

New Valentine's Day card: "Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never
creep up on Oscar Pistorius."

Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely
acquits him of his girlfriend's murder … footprints !

She didn't notice Oscar stalking her.. It was the silence of the limbs.

And finally,

Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!

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Post by Tweedlady » Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:48 pm

A man buys his son an iPAD, daughter an iPOD, himself an iPHONE & his wife an iRON.

His wife wasn't impressed even after he explained it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK & iCLEAN network.

This triggered the iNAG service, which totally wiped out the iSHAG function.

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Post by martymont » Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:17 pm

:lol: :lol: =D>

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Post by Tweedlady » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:38 am

Business Man in 1st Class, to a Sexy Gorgeous Air Hostess:



Business Man: What is your name?



Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir!



Business Man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz?



Hostess: Yes Sir, very close.



Business Man: How close?



Hostess: Same price!

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Post by Tweedlady » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:46 am

Two very interesting years.
In 1981,
Prince Charles got married.
Liverpool got named soccer champions of Europe.
Australia lost the ashes.
The Pope was wounded in an assassination attempt.


In 2005,
Prince Charles got married.
Liverpool got named soccer champions of Europe.
Australia lost the ashes.
The Pope died


The lesson to be learned here is,














If Charles gets married again, someone better warn the Pope.

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Post by Tweedlady » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:54 am

A LESSON.....................

107 Yrs. old

"For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine, In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine, In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch, And when I have a cold, I drink schnapps.”
“When do you drink water?”
“I’ve never been that sick.” :shock:

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Post by Tweedlady » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:04 am

:P Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like mad in the garden.

Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off.

He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wife asks "What did you do?"

Paddy replies "I've put the dog in our garden. Let's see how they like it!"Click Me!


PADDY with a sore backside asks chemist "Nah then lad,

does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

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Post by Tweedlady » Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:08 am

A guy goes into the Adelaide Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you five extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

No point in you coming in for that."

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