spice Central - South Shields hottest new Indian takeaway!!

[johnc10]

Ye had to Champ didn't you..... ye just had to

[champion.]

..What have i done now!

[champion.]

I think this has been put on before but hey ho i like it...

Bohemian Curry Song
To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rapsody (Queen!)

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothing really madras.


Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...

******

(Guitar solo)

*****

I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey ME!
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo looo...)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back Cause this loo is quarantined.

Here it comes,
There it goes,
technicolor yawn.
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes) I chunder It's coming up again
(There he goes) It's coming up again, (Up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again
(No no no no no non o no no No)
On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
Oh there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!

*****

(Guitar solo)

*****

So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here....

******

(Guitar solo)

******

Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji.
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me

(Anyway, my wind blows.)

[champion.]

The Curry Charts
At number we have:

35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna

34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club

33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness

32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham

31. Dansak Queen - Abba

30. Korma People - Pulp

29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba

28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole

27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes

26. Korma Police - Radiohead

25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream

24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue

23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles

22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits

21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths

20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day

19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To ? - Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin

18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua

17. Sag Aloo - Black lace

16. Take That and Chapati - Take That

15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji ? - Lisa Stansfield

14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant

13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie

12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge

11. Vindaloo - Abba

10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney ? Elvis Costello

9. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice

8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss

7. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants

6. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley

5. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off ? Jermaine Jackson

4. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers

3. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf

2. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard

1. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim

[spiceCentral]

Just had Chicken Tikka Balti and Chicken Tikka Jal Frezi with Onion & Mushroom Pilau.
Very very nice, I have only one small criticism, a little bit more sauce would have made
it perfect, i've now changed my normal takeaway to Spice Central

Hi John, extremely pleased to hear you enjoyed your meal. Although our bhuna style dishes that include Baltis and Jal Frezis are cooked dry, the authentic way, we are more than happy to prepare any dish according to your taste ...just mention when ordering. Dishes such as Baltis and Jal Frezis are best enjoyed with Indian breads such as Rotis, Chapatis and Naans.

[johnc10]

Hi John, extremely pleased to hear you enjoyed your meal. Although our bhuna style dishes that include Baltis and Jal Frezis are cooked dry, the authentic way, we are more than happy to prepare any dish according to your taste ...just mention when ordering. Dishes such as Baltis and Jal Frezis are best enjoyed with Indian breads such as Rotis, Chapatis and Naans.

Thank you, and please excuse our resident nugget, Champ, you get
used to him after a while and he's harmless

[champion.]

..Cheers for that john mate, I just go around minding my own business,keeping myself to myself and i get called a "resident nugget"

[Jarrow Pete]

Me and the Lad are going to try our third meal from there tonight, will stick to the healthy option Chicken Jalfrezi, highly recommended.

[sless]

well i had the bhuna prawn on puree and the railway lamb
i had some left so i finished it on the pier on new years eve
i had a lovely glow all around me
it was a bit warm like
with a tub of waga naga chilie
to finish
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Jarrow Pete]

Went for a change of meal tonight, tried the chicken tikka dupiza, brilliant as usual. Must have tried every take away over the years but this one is the best I have ever used and would honestly recomend it to any one.

[Pilot]

Well I must say we have had 8 meals in total so far and all top notch delivered hot and well within time

[Globalmyths]

Do you deliver to New Zealand, just thought I would ask.

[Jarrow Pete]

Will be ordering tonight, fancy a change, might try the chilli chicken for a change.

[jimmywizz]

pete i have nearly everyone off the special menu all very nice, watch out for the wagga naga boy is that hot

[Jarrow Pete]

Big disappointment tonight, phoned order in at 8pm asking for delivery about 9.30 pm, after three phone calls "warm" meal was delivered at 10.30 pm.

[spiceCentral]

Hi Jarrow Pete

I can only apologise for what you experienced that night. We always keep an extra driver at hand especially during these snowy conditions to make sure all our deliveries are sent out on time, but the snow started to come down very heavy in the evening all throughout the night, and this unfortunately disrupted our services, with one of our drivers involved in an accident and had to retire for the night. Although we can prepare for a busy night ahead, conditions like this can make it extremely difficult and dangerous.

Still, as a token of gesture, we would like to offer you something the next time you order and hope that you understand the predicament we were faced with.

Shah Alal
spice Central

[champion.]

Cant argue with that spiceCentral

[Jarrow Pete]

Accepted Shahs explanation about the late delivery and think I was a little hasty in complaining when it was the worst night for snow that we had had for years.I phoned up my order as usual tonight and Shah apologised again and offered me a free meal, I said that was not necessary, but he said it would make him feel better if I accepted.We ended up getting the wife's meal free, Chicken Tikka and salad, she said it was the finest chicken Tikka she had ever tasted. I had the chicken tikka jalfrezi and it was as usual spot on, have tried a few different items from menu but in future will order this every time.
Once again thank you Shah for the great customer service and the best of luck with your business, I will continue to spread the word about the top class and great value meals that you deliver.

[brian c]

Does he deliver to London Pete?

[spiceCentral]

Hi Jarrow Pete

We are absolutely thrilled to hear you enjoyed your meal again and many thanks for your kind words and support. We make it our business to ensure that every customer we serve receives the best quality customer care and attention.

And we don't yet deliver to London Brian C