a YOUNG WOMAN WAS FEELING VERY SUICIDAL AND WENT DOWN TO THE DOCKS AND WAS TEETERING ON THE EDGE WHEN A YOUNG SAILOR CAME TO HER SLIPPED HIS ARM AROUND HER AND SAID....DON'T DO THIS, MY SHIP IS LEAVING IN THE MORNING FOR AMERICA, I WILL HIDE YOU AND FEED YOU AND YOU CAN START A NEW LIFE.
SHE THOUGHT THIS WASA GOOD IDEA, HE USED TO COME WITH THREE SANDWICHES AND A PIECE OF FRUIT AND A CAN OF POP EVERY SINGLE DAY.
2 DAYS LATER THE CAPTAIN FOUND HER IN THE LIFEBOAT, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE" HE YELLED....."I AM STOWING ABOARD, BEING FED BY ONE OF YOUR SAILORS, AND ALSO BEING SCREWED.
YEP YOU ARE LASS........THIS IS THE SHIELDS FERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
