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HOW TO TALK PROPPA

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Here is a story in what used to be my local dialect before I came up here to talk your language. Pilot might know where it is from as all his little pilots might have ended up talking like this.

BERRID ALAVE,

In a villeege cowd Rushton, nayer ter Lake thees a toomston in th church yad thet rades:

Mermento Mori. (thets latin thee knowst manein:- Remember thet yo mun dey, in other words, bey mindful o death).
Thomas son o Thomas an Mary Meaykin
Interred July sixtainth seventain eighty wun.
Aged 21.
Bia thanatos. (7hats Greek thee knowst manein: Death bey violence).

Any rood up, yung Tummy Meaykin wen eh wer alive, left eeze wom at Rushton an tuk service wi a respectable family in Stoon. Eeze mester wer a apothecary, a chemist, thets wot thee cowd em in thoos dees. Th doter o th family wer a bonny wench an Tummy an er fell in luv wi wun nuther. Th mester didna lark this an sed soo, an warned yung Tum ter moind eeze Paze an Quews er else. Well yer knoos yersel wen yer in luv, eet taks a bit o dooin. Soo thee met in secret lark, but mester wanna blind nor wer eh daft eh knew wot wer gooin on under eeze nowse. Wun dee eh gi yung Tummy a drink tellin im thet eet wer a trate, a speshul potion eh'd meed up an eet wood do im. th werld o good. Tummy wer a bit suspicious abite th mester gin im a trate an esitated afer takkin a drink.
"Goo on", said th mester. "Eet’ll do thee good".
So, yung Tummy drunk eet up in wun goo. A bit leater eh wer tuk bad, an docterwer sent fer. Docterwer mistified an said soo. A bit leater th lad cerlapsed an docter said eh wer djed.
Tummy wer given a proper funeral an wer berrid in Church yad in Stoon. But eet dinna end theer. Thee wer a little oss thet Tummy uked after an used ter ride im wen eh wer takkin potions ite ter customers rind abite Stoon. This little oss thote a lot abite eeze yung mester an th dee, after Tummy wer berrid, th little oss wer sane tryin ter shift th soil off eeze greve wi is ooves an cryin lark. Fowk oo sow this thote eet wer funny an kept shiftin th little oss. But this didna stop im, eh kept comin back. So th fowk knoo na thet summat wanna raight, th little oss wunna let yung Tummy rest in pase, so thee dug im up an opened th coffin.
Thee o fell back in orrer! Wey? Ah'll tell yer wey!
Yung Tummy wer fees dine an o crumpled up lark, eeze ands ad bin bladin weer eh bin clowin ter get ite ---- th lad ad bin berrid alave!
Soo thee tuk im back ter weer eh'd bin bownter Rushton an berrid im theer. Th parson an Tummy's fowks, thote at th tarm, on accint o th lads trejic an terrible death, eh might start auntin plees, soo thee berrid im opposite rood rind ter prevent eeze goost appearin. In other words eeze fate pointin ter th west. If yer ever goo ter sey eet, yer'll find th greve on th left of th east end o th owd Rushton church yad Cowd th' Chappelle in th' Wilderness.
Oh ah, fer ah ferget, yer'll nootice thet th toomstoon dunna, see th date eh days but only th date eh wer berrid.
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Re: HOW TO TALK PROPPA

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Well said that man =D> =D> =D>
Now could you say that again in English :lol: :lol: :lol:
How was a totally inorganic world able to create organic life? Answer it couldn't and didn't
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