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-Stepping on a plug when you're not wearing any shoes

- Shopping in a supermarket and some senseless bj has his trolley in the middle of the aisle, as if he owns the damn aisle

- Braindead flies who know how to flipping enter your house through the window, but don't know how to flipping exit
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Things I hate.
Why is it that all the stuff that I really fancy eating is bad for you and stacks the weight on or does your health no good.

I hate ending up in the slowest queue at the supermarket and seeing people who came after me wizz through in another aisle.

I hate being told what to think. Too many 'thought police' around in the world at times.

I hate huntsmen. I know they don't bite especially, they are not poisonous, yep they eat flies and yep I am sure they are probably really furry lovable little friends.I still don't like them.
No spider, in a just and fair world, should be allowed to grow to the size of a dinner plate.

Lying politicians. We have a Federal election here tomorrow. You would ne amazed (or WOULD you) at how much both the main parties have suddenly seen clear to offer us in the ways of bribes. Our Pm talks of 'non core 'promises, when he breaks one. Handy little term, isn't it.
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You are right-public spitting is the absolute pits, isn't it.
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When you waiting at traffic lights and you look in mirror and see man or woman picking their nose.

yuck and before you know it your picking your nose out of sympathy
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"When a woman wants to behave like a man why cant she behave like a


gentleman."
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i agree with rennaps on that one. spot on. women who hit blokes cos they know they cant hit them back, or even push them away without being labelled a wife-beater.
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logging on here and finding everyone fighting AGAIN
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well post some more and we can have a go at you.
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snakes

kangaroos

crocodiles

box jelly fish

flys

koala bears

wombats

sharks

greg norman

possums

dame edna

rolf harris

the australian cricket team

the australian olympic squad

20 million Australians (well 19.999.999 as a good looking Shiela lives next door and is very nice to me some saturday nights)
STAY CALM AND SANDDANCE ON
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@Andy

so you love everything aussie
:D :D

You shouda stopped in Reading Road m8
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andy mate, wotcha got against koalas (and they are not bears, haven't we educated you at ALL YET? :wink: ) . They sit peacefully up in trees and do nothing much, unless of course you are talking about the deadly and notorious Drop koalas as I know they are pretty dangerous.

Hmm it is going to be most interesting when i visit England. So women regularly go around in public beating up the men? And pushing them. I tell you, life is very tame here. I have never seen anything like that. What is an occasional snake or spider, compared to the deadly UK Amazons.
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people aged 13-25 generally.

people who dont indicate on roundabouts.

people who attempt to out drive me.

nonsensical businessmen that park in the middle of a road to talk to their yuppie friends on their mobiles....while not moving while im clearly stuck
with white vans up my rear canyon.

guitars going out of tune

the royal family - not the tv show

sean someone or another...forgot his second name

rust on a very expensive folded sword

little yappy dogs

women who complain openly about periods then whinge when i scratch my genital area in public view, as if its offensive compared to what they just said

chicken and mushroom pot noodles

art that doesnt make sense

my key skills maths teacher, who hates me cos i shout "bob hoskins" continually at him.

*takes breath*
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