Someone knocks on this mans door.
When answers it standing in the doorway is this eight foot Cockroach that beats him up.
He manages to phone for an ambulance which takes him to hospital.
He tells the Doctor whats happened and the doctor says
"Dont worry theres a nasty bug going around"
Another nasty joke
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Another nasty joke
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LOL good one memor.
I have my own cockroach story. In my class, we are studying insects. I have this CD song about them, was playing it to the class, when it got stuck. I didn't know CD's could get stuck, like records, but if it can happen, it seems to happen to me. Technology and I don't always agree.
Anyway, my CD, blasting away at ghetto level proportions, has to get stuck at "I've got a c**k, c**k, c**k, c**k, c**k..........", doesn't it.
I couldn't rush to turn the thing off fast enough.
I have my own cockroach story. In my class, we are studying insects. I have this CD song about them, was playing it to the class, when it got stuck. I didn't know CD's could get stuck, like records, but if it can happen, it seems to happen to me. Technology and I don't always agree.
Anyway, my CD, blasting away at ghetto level proportions, has to get stuck at "I've got a c**k, c**k, c**k, c**k, c**k..........", doesn't it.
I couldn't rush to turn the thing off fast enough.