Olives...

MrB · Post by **MrB** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:19 am

Ok, something I do not understand, is it just women who like Olives as I am yet to meet a bloke who likes them. Why do they come in two colours ? should they be made illegal ?

In addition, Kiwi Fruit and Celery, why is it only women who like these so called edible thingies ?

I have a sneaking suspicion, that the kiwi fruits may be down to t*stical envy... Come on, you have to admit they look like little green hairy bollox...

As for celery ? this has to be the foulest substance in the entire universe, little corrogated cardboard toilet tubes cut into halves.

Avocado's what the hell are they ? is it a fruit ? is it a vegetable ? and they look like a gigantic goat dropping, who'd want to eat something like that, bloody lunacy if you ask me !

blah blah blah rant rant etc etc

laura · Post by **laura** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:17 am

i dont like olives, i like kiwis tho coz they are so sweet tasdting, but i agree they look like testicles. celeries nice wi cottage cheese...its not got the most taste,kinda just like water,but its sumit you can eat to ya hearts content wuthout putting on weight

memor · Post by **memor** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 5:46 pm

I not understand why Jordies not like Olives.

Lots of Jordies are descended from Roman Legionaires who come here to prop up roman wall.

I think it fair swop. Jordies give them recipe for Pizza.

(Stotttie cake is fore runner of Pizza)

And Romans give you Olives.

My favourite is Olives stuffed with Anchovies.

RandomGoth · Post by **RandomGoth** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:50 pm

I adore olives either colour, however I detest celery and adore Kiwis. Oh and it isn't just women that like kiwis, my dad loves them.
Yours in randomness!
RG

average len · Post by **average len** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:52 pm

I like Olive's, too - trouble is, she won't let me near them!

Ha ha ha ha.....

sherri · Post by **sherri** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:07 am

on a diet are we, Mr B, and enjoying every minute of it, I can tell. LOL

laura · Post by **laura** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:50 pm

geor-d*e

geor-d*e

laura · Post by **laura** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:50 pm

o---k why cant i say geordie like that,dam crackers

uncle rodders · Post by **uncle rodders** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:42 am

I absolutely chuffin' love olives, i can't get enough of those 'salty grapes'!! Quite like kiwi fruit also. Can't stand celery.

MrB · Post by **MrB** » Sat Aug 07, 2004 5:23 pm

No No NO NO NNNNOOOOOOOOO

Olives - wrong, just wrong, it's just snot. Snot liquified and turned into a little green or black ball shape...!

Celery - Processed toilet tubes, foul tasting stuff !

Kiwi fruit - green t*sticles

Avocado - Seagull pooh in a shrink wrapped bin bag... yeeuuchh!!!

memor · Post by **memor** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:48 pm

MrB You got it all wrong Olives lovely

Try them stuffed with anchovies.

jellybabyjenbob · Post by **jellybabyjenbob** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:25 pm

Olives - Lush, particularly the green ones when stuffed with either lemon or anchovies (I agree with you there memor!)..you can get those wierd pinky colour ones too...which are quite nice but I always forget they've got stones in until I've just nearly broken my teeth trying to chomp on one...and I like the black ones, but only on pizza or in salad with feta cheese and stuff...mmmm...

Kiwis - Mmmm...and OMG Ren...do they still sell the spoon/knife thingies?! We had loads in the cutlery drawer when I was younger but I think I was so fascinated by them that I kept them...or my mam used them for marking plants out in the garden.

..shound we call them spifes or knoons? oooo...

Celery - Lush. I can eat celery all day. It might not taste of much but it's just one of my 'more' foods. And as Laura said, you can eat as much as you want! FACT: It takes more energy to digest celery than it puts back into your body.

Yum.
Jen xx

MrB · Post by **MrB** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:03 am

yes but you are both female, only women and strange blokes eat that crap !

JonnyRandom · Post by **JonnyRandom** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:42 am

shows your point then mr b! the only time i eat olives is on a pizza or if theyre them stuffed spicy ones. this lad from work was eating lemon-flavoured chocolate today and had the p*ss ripped out of him! can anyone else think of stuff that only lasses and really strange blokes eat.
other things that spring to my mind are yakault (milk with bleach in it i reckon), quiche and cardboard cereals that are pumped full of vitamins.

jellybabyjenbob · Post by **jellybabyjenbob** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:46 pm

You've eaten baby sick?

jellybabyjenbob · Post by **jellybabyjenbob** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:55 pm

Aaaah ok. That's alright then.

kathyc · Post by **kathyc** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:44 pm

Popeye liked Olives.

jellybabyjenbob · Post by **jellybabyjenbob** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:02 pm

ba dum chshhh...