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loadedpistols
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CHEER UP, ITS JOKE DAY !!!!!

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YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THIS




an elderly cpl are sat watching boring sunday night telly. the old girl with an evil glint in her eye goes upstiars to put on something sexy to liven up their lack lustre s*x life. she finds an old pair of stockings a basque and a moth eaten fancy dress cape
she runs downstairs and shouts to her hubby "FRED, ITS SUPERPUSSY "
the old guy turns around and says "ILL HAVE THE SOUP PLEASE" :shock:
things ,can only get better?
baldy.smith

Post by baldy.smith »

That one has been in the "Dark Zone" for at least a couple of weeks. Catch up on reading posts loaded :wink:

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marrasis

Post by marrasis »

Yes, thats been done already, coz i put it in the darkzone weeks ago.
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Hahahaha heeheee I missed that in the Darkzone :D
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It's still a gas, I have told one or two people it during the last couple of weeks and they all thought it was hilarious :lol:


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Maybe thats why he said 'You May Have Heard This'........ :oops:
He has been noted to Poach now and again.>>>>>> 8)
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oh dear

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and here is a guy who poisons the football board with his rubbish. he isin his mid fifties, he lives with his mum, has never been married, no kids and makes tea (rumoured to) for tradesman and ,never goes to a sunderland game .....the team he "claims" to support.... ladies and gentlemen i bring you allan "anus" clark.
HaWaY Yu bug*er EvErYoNe gEt dOoN FrIdAy nEeT Gan tO ThE ToOn.
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Post by Alice »

How do you get in the Dark zone. :cry:
Life is to short to miss out,just go for it.
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