100 top stand up comedians.
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100 top stand up comedians.
Being foreigner lots of jokes fly over my head.
I watch this programme Sunday Night. This great joke by Bernard Manning which I laugh like drain coz I could understand it.
it goes.
This Yorkshire couple go on holiday to Spain. A few days go by and the wife says.
"Heck I've forgotten to pack the Bisto. Tell you what." she says to husband."Go to the villa across the road I think they're English that live there.See if you can borrow some."
He goes over the road and taps on the door. This man answers and the Husband says in his broad yorkshire accent
"Ast ter any Bisto."
and the man says
"F uck o ff you Spanish C unt."
Laugh..... my false teeth shot across the room and hit the dog.
Funny man that Bernard Manning thank heavens he not make racist jokes about Slovenia (YET)
I watch this programme Sunday Night. This great joke by Bernard Manning which I laugh like drain coz I could understand it.
it goes.
This Yorkshire couple go on holiday to Spain. A few days go by and the wife says.
"Heck I've forgotten to pack the Bisto. Tell you what." she says to husband."Go to the villa across the road I think they're English that live there.See if you can borrow some."
He goes over the road and taps on the door. This man answers and the Husband says in his broad yorkshire accent
"Ast ter any Bisto."
and the man says
"F uck o ff you Spanish C unt."
Laugh..... my false teeth shot across the room and hit the dog.
Funny man that Bernard Manning thank heavens he not make racist jokes about Slovenia (YET)
I always value Pilots wit and input
a couple were having money problems.while sitting
having tea the woman says.if you stop buying 8 cans
of beer every night that would save us a few quid.
bloke says i says i cant do that,anyway you spend 50 quid
a month on makeup stop buying that and we will save a few quid.
the woman says yes but thats to make me look pretty.
the blokes says yes and what do you think the 8 cans are for
having tea the woman says.if you stop buying 8 cans
of beer every night that would save us a few quid.
bloke says i says i cant do that,anyway you spend 50 quid
a month on makeup stop buying that and we will save a few quid.
the woman says yes but thats to make me look pretty.
the blokes says yes and what do you think the 8 cans are for
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I reckon my cousin would have made a good stand up comedian. His problem every time he went for an audition his wheel chair couldn't get up the steps and into the building.
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