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100 top stand up comedians.

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Being foreigner lots of jokes fly over my head.

I watch this programme Sunday Night. This great joke by Bernard Manning which I laugh like drain coz I could understand it.

it goes.

This Yorkshire couple go on holiday to Spain. A few days go by and the wife says.
"Heck I've forgotten to pack the Bisto. Tell you what." she says to husband."Go to the villa across the road I think they're English that live there.See if you can borrow some."

He goes over the road and taps on the door. This man answers and the Husband says in his broad yorkshire accent

"Ast ter any Bisto."

and the man says

"F uck o ff you Spanish C unt."

Laugh..... my false teeth shot across the room and hit the dog.

Funny man that Bernard Manning thank heavens he not make racist jokes about Slovenia (YET)
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Memors
Laugh..... my false teeth shot across the room and hit the dog.
I saw it too memor..it was really funny and so are you :lol: :lol: :lol:

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a couple were having money problems.while sitting
having tea the woman says.if you stop buying 8 cans
of beer every night that would save us a few quid.
bloke says i says i cant do that,anyway you spend 50 quid
a month on makeup stop buying that and we will save a few quid.
the woman says yes but thats to make me look pretty.
the blokes says yes and what do you think the 8 cans are for :lol:

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I dunno how ricky gervais was in the top 5 :shock: he's a right crock of sh!te.

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aye

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chubby brown !!!!!!!!!
HaWaY Yu bug*er EvErYoNe gEt dOoN FrIdAy nEeT Gan tO ThE ToOn.

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who was number 1?
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I reckon my cousin would have made a good stand up comedian. His problem every time he went for an audition his wheel chair couldn't get up the steps and into the building.

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party_boy wrote:who was number 1?
The big yin

Billy Connolly was number 1

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he deserves it..sooo funny
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smb wrote:chubby brown !!!!!!!!!
That man is vile and needs castrating without anaesthetic.

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I'll go along with that Babs.


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Peter Kay
Al Murray

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Peter Kay night on sunday 9pm til midnight :wink:

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anybody like lee evans??
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Peter Kay is just brilliant, so funny and I love his Lancs accent.

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Babooshka wrote:Peter Kay is just brilliant, so funny and I love his Lancs accent.
he's best in phoenix nights & max and paddy! what a legend
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LOL

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DELIA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
JOHN PRESCOTT :lol: :lol: :D :P
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Les Dawson made me laugh - loved the monologues :D

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Anyone remember the comic from mid to late 70s....he dressed in a comic prisoner's suit (white top and trousers with large black arrows on it!) and he used to say 'Slither!' then jump to one side?

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Was it Emo Philips ??

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