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Babooshka
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by Babooshka »
'Never look a gift horse in the mouth!'
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star
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by star »
sherri wrote:marrasis wrote:Those who laugh last,
Laugh the longest.
or are just slow to get the joke.
That's me ...
Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.
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g0var
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by g0var »
Bigamy is having one wife too many...
... monogomy is the same..
Oscar Wilde..
When designing something completely foolproof, the designers seldom take account of the inginuity of complete fools !
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Cogito Ergo Doleo
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by brian c »
If at first you don't succede
Give up
STUPID YOU ARE.................
BREED YOU SHOULD NOT!
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by brian c »
"The pursuit of the uneatable by the unspeakable"
Oscar Wilde about fox hunting.
STUPID YOU ARE.................
BREED YOU SHOULD NOT!
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g0var
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by g0var »
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces, surrounded by teeth.
Charles Luckman
When designing something completely foolproof, the designers seldom take account of the inginuity of complete fools !
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Cogito Ergo Doleo
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g0var
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by g0var »
be nice to your children, they'll soon be choosing your nursing home...
When designing something completely foolproof, the designers seldom take account of the inginuity of complete fools !
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Cogito Ergo Doleo
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by memor »
"Many a slip betwixt cup and lip.
try not to get your foreskin caught in a zip."
Old saying from Slovenia.... slightly changed because of modern zip.
Used to be
..............cup and lip try not to get your goolies caught in the drawer.
I think it loses a bit in translation.
I always value Pilots wit and input
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by robpapE2 »
Too may cooks indicate a Union
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Samara
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by Samara »
'It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black'
'Every cloud has a silver lining. Every year hundreds are killed by lightning, trying to find it'
'Winners never quit, and quitters never win. If you never quit, and never win, then you're an idiot!'
'Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups'
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marrasis
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by marrasis »
You can run,
but you can't hide.
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Pilot
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by Pilot »
When holidaying in France hide you're money under the soap!
I voted leave
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marrasis
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by marrasis »
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Jim_in_France
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by Jim_in_France »
Pilot wrote:When holidaying in France hide you're money under the soap!
Youve pinched that, Pilot. Thats what the Aussies say about Poms!
"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast."
"We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell."
Oscar Wilde
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by Pilot »
Bonjour Monsieur, essaie, tu verras bien, je ne sais pas quelle conclusion en tirer.
I voted leave
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by anna »
What ever Women do
They must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily,this is not difficult !!.
CHARLOTTE WHITTON.
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by anna »
Remember,Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire done,
But she did it backwards,with high heels on.
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich.
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by wong »
A wise Monkey
is a Monkey
that doesn't monkey
with another Monkeys
Monkey!
Oh Well, just a bit longer ...sigh !
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