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A WAZ JUZT JOSHIN.............thu brunnee`z not that bad..............
anyway itz not thu floor yuh luk at izzit..........eh.......
and...........thu chewa came off me shooz.....eventually...............
a think it waz chewa..............
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You probably talk like that in real life :o

You are inbred and you mother is a prossie (honest)
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comeediun my arse......................itz more funnier watchin mikeull fish
spoutin thu wetha................tee-hee...........
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Gazza you sleep with common blonde ladyboys in bikinis :o

(honest! ! ! )
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ha...ha...izz that thu ugly green monsta...................
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ok my mistake (honest! ! !) your mate Lobster does!! :shock:
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hey............a awayz cawt crabz.............wenna wazza nippa............
soft bakz like..............SPLAT.........nah watta meen.........
me owld spud..................eh.......
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Don't you mean the ugly, from a bottle, orange monsta Gazza.......(Honest! ! !)
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wat.......like....erm...erm................tango..........
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You don't go to many drinking establishments in the vicinity of South Shields town centre do you Gazza :?:

If you do you will have seen the bikini clad ladyboy with the orange errm glow. :shock: (honest! ! !)
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YAH RITE THERE SUN............BUT...AH`LL HAVE SOME OV WAT
YEE`V HAD.........
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You know the one. Used to be called Lawrence, then feminised/changed the name. Face like a bulldog drinking p*ss (honest! ! !) :shock:
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dont diss gazza, man. u mess wiv him and u mess wiv me (honest)
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Isn't this past your bed time:?:

(check if u wish!)
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*checks* 5 in the afternoon? nah!
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eye............yuh betta bak off............BROOSY.........
and yuh need sum new material sun....................
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i think the idea of the Comedian is not that he is safe but f*ckin lame as f*ckin f**k
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c`mon now.............hold yah fire ladz..................think wuv drew blood..........
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Well gazza dear chap. If you can read (which I doubt) (honest! ! !) Have look at the excellent joke below.

Once upon a time there was a very large office building in a very large city. This building had 40 levels: level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40.

One day the owner of the building decided to get a PA system installed on every level, in case there was ever a fire and everyone in the building needed to be contacted at once. The system was installed on every level: level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40.

One day, an employee named John was doing some paperwork on the 21st level when he saw the pager for the PA system in his boss's office. He could not resist. He picked up the pager, turned it on, cleared his throat, and told a joke. It was funniest joke anyone in the building had ever heard. They were rolling in the aisles, laughing their heads off. The accountants on level 3 were in tears. The engineers on level 34 were in hysterics. In fact, workers on every level -- level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40 -- could not stop laughing.

He walked out the door of his boss's office, feeling all proud of himself, when who should he run into but his boss. "John, come with me now!" John relunctantly followed his boss back into his office. His boss looked at him with fury in his eyes. "John," he said, "your joke was very disruptive to the workers in this building! Productivity was decreased on level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40! You're fired! Clean out your desk and get out!"

But then his frown softened and he added, "Still, I have to admit, that joke was funny on so many levels." :o
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hey............your poor fingaz lad......................
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