South Shields Sanddancers Forum

Unfortunately it wont end there.
The Low Lifes family will make this poor chaps life a misery.

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My friend text me and said his car had broken down while he was on a vist to Bridgend.

He asked me to come and give him a tow.

He also asked that I bring some rope with me coz he couldn't find any for love nor money.

Wonder what thats all about ?

Yes eleven years old in the Criterion. I wore a false beard.
Said I was one of the seven dwarves in pantomime at the Sunderland Empire.

"Your feet smell."

is that enough criticim or are you just a masochist ?

I thought i'd posted this before but can't see any sign of it. The real reason that Heather and Paul McCartney are divorcing is that. One Xmas he gave her a false leg as a present. She said "Is this my main present?" And he said "No. It's just a stocking filler." The rest is hist...

Flat caps in the South are called.

"CHEESE CUTTERS."

Don't ask me why but they are

Hello how is everyone

Whatever happened to the Mine.

Maybe someone pinched it for scrap.

Wouldn't it be nice if it really hadn't been decommissioned and they blew themselves up when they melted it down.

My favourite thing about SS was the road leading out of it.

That was in 1968

Now its modern , vibrant it even has/had a wine bar.

And I not sure but i believe it even has a Tapas bar (near the Town Hall)

I not think that's very funny. I know chinese people they hard workers.
So theese Prats think they can poke fun at them just coz they are foreign.
You'd never get them doing it to a McDonalds.

[size=200]RACISTS[/size]

Yes the good old days, when we had Rickets and Scurvy. :lol: And we got all our s e x education watching dogs mate on the street. and Sundays were so lovely coz all the shops were shut (including the cinema) and there was nowt on the TV so we all stood round the Piano ...looking at each other coz no...

Huh I want to know why I post on here and my number of posts goes down.

doh

When I was in Oz everyone have a "fair go." They be bit of Tail twisting at POMS but not the malevolence that there seems to be today.

The Oz outlook at the UK almost borders on racism.

Maybe this is just a blip and decent Ozzie sorts come round to "fair dinkum."

Yes I never thought of that one.

Will start to do that right away.

Cheers Derek

Bought fridge Freezer from COMET. When delivered it have great big dent in side. Delivery men say Sorry we will inform Depot Use fridge till replacement turn up. Three days later they return with undented fridge. COMET Bloomin good firm. It would have been better with undented first fridge but what ...

for "Outlaws." read "In Laws."

Go for it BB.
I all for Urban exploration. Are you into Pot holing ?

This one excruciating sport. If they changed venue for "I' a celebrity GET ME OUT OF HERE." from Jungle to at least 30 meters down. All celebrities would be shouting it.

CLOBOLkS Seems to spring to mind. They used to call me "Vulgar Fraction." at school because I brought everything down to it's common denominator.

Outlaws had fancy Poodle. If it been a human it would be a cyclepath. It wag tail and bite you at same time.
We all heave big sigh of relief when it get gum disease and all teeth taken out. It not calm down it still try and bite you
Give you one nasty suck with those gums.