South Shields Sanddancers Forum

Barney

You obviously not a fan of butter commercials.

Johny Rotten isn't dead.

His real name is John Lyndon and he's doing butter commercials on telly at the moment.

If only we could con them into thinking there was an imminent nuclear strike. They'd all go down there all cosy and safe and we could pop down the hardware shop and purchase several large bolts to fit the door and stop the b*stards from coming out. Oh what a happy time we'd have getting everything d...

I ate my meal and started to get double vision

Ned Kelly he was South Shields Lad.

Before he leave on boat to Oz.

He pop into Frank Lakes, Fowler st for heavy guage metal sheets.

Never found out why. Great , great grandfather Maplin tell me.

Now you are Daddy you must take care of yourself Wizzy.

I much calmer now about cyclists riding on pavements since I started spreading carpet tacks in path.

I shout at cyclists if you want to ride quickly why you not have a bell like you should have.

HAVE YOU GOT A BELL WIZZY ?

Well !!!

you know what they say about chicken shi t.

Apart fron chickens shi t it.

It also makes your hair grow.

My Uncle wore a chicken s**t poultice for six months.

All his hair grew back but he lost all his friends to show his mane off too.

I still stand by what I said in the first post.

But she has mmade a contributuion to the defeat of Cancer.

I understand that the number of young women getting tested has increased dramatically.

Well done Jade.

I'm not a big fan of Big Brother and the only way I know Jade Goody is from snippetts I've heard from people/Radio/TV etc. She says that she has made a lot of money. but She says she is doing all these media opportunities to make money for her sons. Does anyone agree with me that with all the money ...

Spooky goings on in the Shields Gazette tonight.

Hair raising incidents.

Good way to get publicity in these troubled times

I say this not to belittle the working men of Shields

My Father worked in Reyrolles.

My Grandfather worked down the pit at Harton Colliery.

I was one of the lucky ones I got out.

South Shields was the biggest shi t hole you can imagine.

A lot better now I can just visit.

I quite agree Gag enough said. It's absolutely criminal what mankind will do with animals enough said. The treatment of Starfish and p*ssies is cause for concern enough said. Although there are still some kind people in this world. enough said. Even the other day some total stranger when He heard I ...

Welcome to the Boards Mr/Ms Miller

I am a direct descendant of the "Blacketts." who were also ship/boat builders on the Tyne.

Oooooooooooooohhhh

Saw this and thought it funny. I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed...

You know when I first saw this post

I thought it meant forcing kittens to drink Australian Lager.

Now that would be cruel.

Jarrow Pete. As President of the Loyal Society against Cruelty to Starfish. I take exception to your suggestion that using starfish in your garden deters cats. Everyone knows that a 12 bore is far more effective. Please desist from this practice at once otherwise action will taken against you. We'll...

Waht I fing annoying about clairvoyants is. If they have a spirit guide usually called "White feather." or "Grey wolf." If they know so bloody much how come the spirit guide only knows people by their initials, "I'm getting a message from someone with the initial P." Th...

Just seen you post. Yes we need some action group to get involved.

Maybe some of the unemployed with lots of time on their hands could help.

When I put the Obit in for my wife it only cost me £20. I think I got a discount because the verse I wrote brought them to tears. "You were always big and cuddly. You always liked to eat. Now your a dead one fatty. From your loving husband Pete." It always brings a tear to my eyes thinking...