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by malrap
Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:52 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: St...st..st...stutters
Replies: 3
Views: 380

N......N....N...N....NNN..........NO
by malrap
Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:49 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Rare Geordie foods
Replies: 28
Views: 3788

The National Food they used to have for babies.I remember calling it 'Dorsella'???
When new Mums in John Willy St had babies I would see if I could buy some,wet the finger,dip it in and........HEAVEN
by malrap
Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:44 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Caption Competition
Replies: 26
Views: 1440

I knew she should have opted for the Artificial Insemination by Donor
by malrap
Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:29 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Financial Crisis
Replies: 1
Views: 314

Financial Crisis

The financial crisis that has hit Japan seems to be getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the price of Khazi Bank's stock went down the pan. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze bank have nose dived. Bonsai bank plans to ...
by malrap
Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:30 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Everybody does it...even these.
Replies: 3
Views: 466

Everybody does it...even these.

Sent to me by my eldest daughter,,,,,must have failed miserably in bringing her up...(lol) POLITICAL WIVES FARTING CONTEST I will tell you a story that's certain to please, Of a grand farting contest at Sittem-at-Ease. Where all the best Rrs'es paraded in fields, To compete for prizes and various sh...
by malrap
Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:57 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Making Love...For us older ones!!
Replies: 24
Views: 1991

She was that fat...
That when I attempted oral stimulation,I had to ask her to break wind and give me a clue..
by malrap
Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:21 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Making Love...For us older ones!!
Replies: 24
Views: 1991

Due to my eyesight failing,it was a good job she had spots on her bottom....
It was the prices in Braille...
by malrap
Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:30 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Making Love...For us older ones!!
Replies: 24
Views: 1991

Baldy,
You cannot get many of them in a bread bun..
by malrap
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:55 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Making Love...For us older ones!!
Replies: 24
Views: 1991

To save the messing about now,,,I have resorted to playing cards,in particular Solo...
I mean.....
You don't need
a partner if you've got a good hand!!!!!
by malrap
Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:17 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Making Love...For us older ones!!
Replies: 24
Views: 1991

Making Love...For us older ones!!

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in ...
by malrap
Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:09 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: GUESTS
Replies: 14
Views: 1021

Thanks for that.I wonder if the problem is simple terminology???,in that although it says ...Posting a message....that actually is NOT exactly what it means?,as a lot are timed at 11pm,but I cannot find them!!!
by malrap
Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:57 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: GUESTS
Replies: 14
Views: 1021

So,where does it tell you that all these Guests are posting??
by malrap
Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:39 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: GUESTS
Replies: 14
Views: 1021

I don't know if this helps to solve it,but I don't not log in UNLESS I wish to post...so are you not therefore counted as a guest ???
by malrap
Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:38 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Another Blond Story
Replies: 9
Views: 1052

Another Blond Story

Amy, a blond city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is ...
by malrap
Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:58 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: A POST FOR POSTERITY
Replies: 7
Views: 623

Global
Is that 'statue' OR 'stature'...sure Baldy will have one if not the other??

Its taken that long to log on,its getting on for time to log off..
Must be global warming??/everything else is being blamed on it.
by malrap
Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:39 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: ashtrays
Replies: 15
Views: 774

The ash trays to be used as dinner plates for pygmies,AND the filter tips as Tampax for pygmies>>>
by malrap
Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:19 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Sir Salmon Rushdie
Replies: 11
Views: 960

Brian C

Some nutter would say,you were contributing to Global warming...
by malrap
Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:09 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Sir Salmon Rushdie
Replies: 11
Views: 960

'Salmon' Rushdie sounds a bit fishy Curly...is he really J.R. Hartley ??
by malrap
Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:27 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: ok jake,where did i have my dinner today
Replies: 97
Views: 5385

Is Global warming the cause of having Niagra Falls reduced to this???
by malrap
Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:27 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Britain's got talent
Replies: 15
Views: 1470

Sorry to put your nose out of joint.

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