Search found 97 matches
- Wed May 23, 2007 5:04 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: If you're religious,but humourless,DO NOT READ!!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1013
If you're religious,but humourless,DO NOT READ!!
Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our daily lives. But have you ever wondered what it would be if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling Heaven. For English, press 1. For Spanish, press 2. For all o...
- Wed May 23, 2007 11:21 am
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: My Ant Farm
- Replies: 185
- Views: 25544
The last paragraph,in this from today on the BBC internet site
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6681793.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6681793.stm
- Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:36 am
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: THE 15
- Replies: 26
- Views: 4718
After serving 24 years in the Armed Forces,let me assure you,that for all the re-organisation that the our dwindling Forces have been subject to from both Conservative and Labour Governments,we are still the best in the world.The main reason for that is because of the discipline that they show 24/7,...
- Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:21 am
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: Old wise Sayings
- Replies: 74
- Views: 10778
- Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:05 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: The latest car tax.
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3729
The latest car tax.
I don't know what good it will do really as governments don't (it seems) really listen to the people after elections. However, after reading the following you may like to sign the e-petition. When this rule comes into force, I'll seriously consider abandoning car ownership. Although, I am supportive...
- Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:43 am
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: The latest diet from Oz
- Replies: 3
- Views: 835
The latest diet from Oz
As ridiculous as it sounds the diet involves eating dog food. The sad part of the thing is that it apparently works. Regardless of what dog food your country produces it's usually comprised of a high protein and high fibre combination (just the job for Rover, Mikey, Amadeus or whatever dumb name you...
- Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:02 am
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: coppers and josef stalin in shields
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2255
- Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:22 am
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: The Squirrel and the Grasshopper.
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1029
The Squirrel and the Grasshopper.
REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. The s...
- Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:24 am
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: The way we see things!!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 492
The way we see things!!
WOMAN'S DIARY: Saturday 29th April 2006. Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was sti...
- Mon May 29, 2006 7:38 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: nok--nok........who thu hell iz it........
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1109
- Mon May 29, 2006 7:37 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: they`re after me.............
- Replies: 8
- Views: 980
- Thu May 18, 2006 8:19 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: TARRA LUV.............
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2704
- Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:22 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: moo
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1304
- Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:29 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: moo
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1304
The Coffin 'joke',and now this!!!!!! Jimmy must be winding us up..is he going to write an e-book of the Worlds worst jokes,so he can make his fortune on Ebay...has his identity been taken over?????? and these stories have not originated from him??? Does he need help from Board Members to overcome th...
- Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:55 am
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: Worth a titter,on a Monday !!!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 898
- Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:13 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: Worth a titter,on a Monday !!!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 898
Worth a titter,on a Monday !!!
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical examination. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said,"Well,Running Doe,you are in fine health,and although I could find nothing wrong generally,I did notice one abnormality,however&q...
- Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:39 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: chi spiritualist church
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2027
- Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:15 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: Tall Story..............Or is it?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 839
- Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:43 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: HI-LIFE ENTERTAINMENT AGENCY - SOUTH SHIELDS TOWN CENTRE!!!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 816
- Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:59 pm
- Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
- Topic: it happens every xmas
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1509