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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighed and said, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again." The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "You don't like getting ...

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with ...

An elderly gentleman went to the local Chemist and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through ...

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. Th...

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner. "Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?...

He's a sick barsteward, and her as well.



They both should be shot I don't like violence but this is all they understand.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape d*ug on the market called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. The d*ug is generally found in liquid form an...

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the top one on here is a laugh but takes a bit of getting used to



I have a better penguin game but the links not working at the mo, will try later.

I aint a member so it would be £7.50 (and its still not worth it) lol

Its £7.50

to post messages on FR you have to pay £7.50, now I'm not tight but if I wanted to talk to people from school I would have kept in touch??

at least here is free

If it were me I wouldn't get a diesel, they are noisy and smelly

(Dont want to upset average len with the noise!)

kids round here are alright but when i lived in ... well better not say for fear of upsetting people .... but they were little buggers

I fully understand and sympathise.

your virus sounds nasty, dont scratch it mate!!

http://www.funnypics.dk/side1/klassebillede.jpg

I hope this link works - you better find this funny.

FAO Jonny Random - I didn't realise he had a problem with me until I just logged on


He just seems to hate me cos I post funny stuff?? I though internet was about having a laugh together........ oh well

You mean allan is a host??? and he treats people like that, hmm nice guy err not.

Beware this mobile phone scam. You receive a call but they only let it ring once so you don't get the chance to answer. You call the number back and getting you to wait 'while you're transferred'. The thing is it is to a premium rate number at about £1.50 per minute. The number will start with eithe...

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