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Where if you had your own bedroom' you were rich.... The only pop you got was liquorice water........ If you had brothers and sisters and you got a candy-rock. it was broken up in pieces so everyone got some..... When a jublie would last you all dinner time at school..... When you had to put canvas ...

I do hope you can get this open........I wonder how many of us act like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-pmg_CCeI

I nicked this off another board.>>>>>> 8) According to a news report, a certain private school in the South of England. had a major problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they woul...

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok...

As the idiot said Global, nothing to worry about.......... Gag' is this your name or profession,? or are you a fool on a full time basis? Personnally, I thought it was quite good, then again I have a sense of humour.. Had a shelted life for some time have you......Everyone has a right to be stupid.....

In England we would say 'Top'
In Scotland, they say .......TAP.>>>>>>>

The Scene is in a Glasgow Court, The witnes is being questioned by a rather clever mouthed 'Advocate Depute' [A.D.] AD.... 'You say you went to your friend's house that night. Why did you go there?" WITNESS "Tae get a tap." AD... "Is your friend a plumber?" WITNESS "Naw...

It's OK Jimmy, I have a fair idea. I got warned about this person a while back off one of our board members. I didn't have much to do with him really.>>>>>

Hey Rock' when one with Breeding writes a post, one would use the letter i as a Capital when using as 'i' it would read 'I' only using the letter i when starting a word as' in or ink. Like I said take note in the way Sherry puts out a post' one may learn something. There are ones that own horses and...

Rocky' don't do it, the damage has already been done.
Sherry has forgot more than you will ever know.
Who's these commoners, you mention?
How is Mumsy and Dadsy, still whiping one's nose are they.
Kiss My Common a'rse.>>>>>

Thats an awful lot of backy Derek.
22 year for me. [ and no I could never fancy another one' hate the things]
Mind never tried to give up me Beer.>>>>>

Cheers Jerry'

What a Bribe that was then.>>>>>

These blokes won't buy a parking ticket C', yet they give up
all this money with the shake of a cats tail, I am with you,
if I find a bloke that wants to give all his money away' I will surel'y Help
him no bother.>>>>>

Been a Crook all his life Derek' I don't think anyone was really
that bothered when he got time, even himself.>>>>>>>

I aint saying anything about that.>>>

Maybe thats why he said 'You May Have Heard This'........
He has been noted to Poach now and again.>>>>>>

There was an article in the Sun Paper last Saturday; A foreign gentleman was stopped and searched' in his car'[Why I don't know] the police found around 400.000 pounds in his boot. Well this gentleman was charged to appear at court, where he sent in a letter saying he did not want the money. Apparen...

No Blanko' All you ever do is LIE' Get your facts right Faggot.
I like the Dark-Zone' they should keep you in there, as for Gems'
Your strictly a Comic Boy' as in Dandy.>>>>>>>>

It's Ok J.J. he don't know what one is, had a very sheltered childhood,
he was kept in the coalbunker.

I wouldn't take too much notice of this one He is a Noted Liar, J.J.>>>>>>

I reckon a Moped is the Only Ride you have had.>>>>>>.