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Give it a watch and send it back home to Alice!

(Who the F**k is Alice? )

Let's all remember - the original date proposed by the Catholic Church was not Dec 25, but Jan 6. That is why Orthodox Christians still celebrate it on that day. It became, for Roman Catholics, Dec 25 when they adopted the Gregorian calendar and had 12 extra days added to make up the difference betw...

Gadzooks! 200 quid!!! Just think of all the Mars bars we could've nicked when we were kids if that had been the rule back then! Swainston's and Rose's would have gone bust!

Nice one, ralph. I live just outside of Toronto now, and my wife and I have bets every evening to see how many shootings and stabbing there's been downtown each night!!

Saturday: Up at 6.30,... Who gets up at 6.30 on a Saturday and Sunday??? I get up at 5.30 every day of the GD week, so sleep-ins are sacrosanct at the weekend. Currently on my second green gin and bitter lemon!! Have a nice St. Paddy's day, y'all :D WARNING - NOW A RACIST JOKE FROM THE PAST!!! Who ...

When I was a lad, late '60's/early '70's, as a boy scout (22nd South Shields Brownsea Hall C Troop, begorra!), I carried a 6-inch sheath knife and a hand axe through the streets of Shields and at campsites all over the north of England. We also humped around felling axes and other lethal weapons, an...

The Wars of the Roses is an awesome and bloody period in English history. I was really p*ssed off at the way Dickspeare butchered Richard III's history and legacy because he wanted to curry favour with the Chewdors!(Should never have been a Tudor dysentery!) Reading The Sunne In Splendour by Sharon ...

LOL This weekend: 1) Replace toilet in main bathroom. (Someone slipped out of the shower and broke the tank!) 2) Pile up the remaining snow (ice) in the back garden so that the lawn can start to thaw. (4 degrees C today! a heat wave!) 3) Put gas (petrol) in the new car - only the second time so far....

R.I.P. Daddyo. You will be missed, you ol' bug*er. I always enjoyed your tirades, although I haven't been on as much recently. You certainly knew how to liven things up, and the boards will be much quieter now.

This is not just an "English" problem. When we hear tales of women and teenagers being gang-raped and murdered in India, we aren't paying the attention we should. This is obviously an acceptable way of life in middle-eastern countries and the Indian sub-continent that has been allowed to grow in wes...

Yes, dear old Ken and his Diddy Men will be sadly missed. He was a fun part of an English childhood in the 60's and 70's, and then spent the rest of his life sticking it to the tax man! Good for him.

"How tickled I am!"

Yep! That's the worst part about travelling. Packing and unpacking and packing again!
That's why we staycation more than vacation!!

No time to visit home, eh, Pilot?

Local meat pies, eh, gnads?
I'd give my left arm for a few Dicksons pork pies!!
And I haven't had a savaloy in 20 years!!
Seems they haven't been invented in Canada yet!

Hi Sherri!

Nice to see you on here still!

I'd love to tell you the winning lotto numbers for Feb 6 - but I already bought the winning ticket!

The nice wee snowglobe missed Canada - land of the frozen north!
Heatwave today! 8 degrees the high.

Shortly after Ziggy Stardust flopped.

No - wait!
That was an alternative universe!
Jan 10 in this one!

Yep! Too much cancer killing of folks like Lemmy and Bowie.
Glen Frey decided to d*e of complications from rheumatism.

I'm with Daddy O - a jealous, young husband who's a good shot!

I have loads of Dr Who on VHS - but all after 1970, not before.
I have lots of other stuff on VHS, though.

No American muscle cars - Ford Mustang, Chevy Corvette, Dukes of Hazzard General! LOL

Granty wrote:Whoever this Lyoyd George was, he certainly sent a few thousand men to their deaths in some strange far away land for nothing.
And Andy thinks that's good.

Australia should exhume his body and hang him.

ROFLMAO!!!!
Australia should exhume him!!!!!!