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by memor
Wed May 24, 2017 3:44 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Didn't pick a good night to go to Manchester!
Replies: 19
Views: 419

Re: Didn't pick a good night to go to Manchester!

Theres seven people from South Shields still missing. I've just heard !!!!
by memor
Mon May 15, 2017 10:45 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Armless Bell ringers
Replies: 2
Views: 84

Re: Armless Bell ringers

Is this one of "Jethros." Jokes ???
by memor
Mon May 15, 2017 10:42 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: How much money does the Queen make for Eeeengland?
Replies: 86
Views: 1343

Re: How much money does the Queen make for Eeeengland?

It doesn't matter how much the Queen costs.

She is our HEAD OF STATE.
by memor
Wed May 03, 2017 9:33 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Here comes summer
Replies: 35
Views: 616

Re: Here comes summer

Pilot. It's nice that you have the good weather this time instead of us down in the South.

Today Wednesday it's hovered between 11c and 13 c it feels cold because there is a wind and it's raining on and off. Pretty miserable. No t shirts for us.
by memor
Wed May 03, 2017 9:30 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: what was the scariest moment you have experienced
Replies: 26
Views: 491

Re: what was the scariest moment you have experienced

My story is a bit like Ralphs. I was sailing but not in a wet or dry suit luckily I was wearing my Buoyancy Aid. My Dinghy capsized first time ever. I had my centre board up and the wind changed. Because the centre board was up I couldn't use it to right the boat. So I thought it would help matters ...
by memor
Wed May 03, 2017 9:20 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Your best permanent employment
Replies: 16
Views: 341

Re: Your best permanent employment

I'm a qualified Chartered Surveyor. But I couldn't make a living at it as in the UK only 1 in 5 house sales request a Survey. The biggest purchase anyone makes in ones life and they don't wish to know the state of the property. BUT when I did Survey houses it was the greatest. I used to love rooting...
by memor
Tue May 02, 2017 3:31 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Just leaving this here.....
Replies: 4
Views: 128

Re: Just leaving this here.....

Ooh so cruel. If I may inject a little hope . Brighton and Hove Albion sank so low they were going to be relegated from the Football Leagues all together. but we hung on and clawed our way back to the Premiership..........It only took us thirty four years but we made it.. When you're down the only w...
by memor
Tue Apr 25, 2017 3:07 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: USA, is it the beginning of the end for President Trump?
Replies: 46
Views: 701

Re: USA, is it the beginning of the end for President Trump?

If Corbyn doesn't get in what's going to happen to the Labour Party. With all it's members voting whole heartedly for Corbyn as leader but the MP's not wanting him as such. Will there emerge a new Party called. "The same people who have no idea how to run a country but without Jeremy Corbyn Party" C...
by memor
Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:59 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: USA, is it the beginning of the end for President Trump?
Replies: 46
Views: 701

Re: USA, is it the beginning of the end for President Trump?

Papers today say Mrs May (god bless her if there was a god) may win the election by a majority of 150. Nicola Sturgeon is shi tting herself because a lot of her voters from last time May (excuse the pun) vote Conservative. Oh how I hope but I'm aware what a c**k up pollsters made of the last electio...
by memor
Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:25 am
Forum: Mortimer School
Topic: any info on Mr Smith - teacher in late 1960's?
Replies: 20
Views: 2426

Re: any info on Mr Smith - teacher in late 1960's?

It's now Spring 2017 and no news of Little Jim. So sad.
by memor
Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:05 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Harsh Times
Replies: 39
Views: 878

Re: Harsh Times

Sheri I'm astounded that you don't like the idea of eating animal products. It's what made us the Human Race. :P
by memor
Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:02 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Won't be long now.
Replies: 20
Views: 323

Re: Won't be long now.

China is cutting off the oil line into North Korea.. North Koreas only source of energy.

This is because they have refused to talk to any Chinese delegates.

So even China is p*ssed off with NK.

It will be sorted soon.
by memor
Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:40 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Igor has done it again.......
Replies: 55
Views: 985

Re: Igor has done it again.......

LOOK ... Hypersonic missiles. H Bombs. A Bombs MOAB's.. Chemical weapons, Death Rays. Stick your two fingers up at all of them and.


Snuggle down under your duvet.

Best thing anyone can do who is not in the Armed Forces.


Enjoy life ....... while you can.
by memor
Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:35 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Happy Easter
Replies: 10
Views: 187

Re: Happy Easter

andysfootball wrote:
Sat Apr 15, 2017 9:31 pm
have a happy easter everyone and stay safe on the roads

AND out of Church
by memor
Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:34 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Harsh Times
Replies: 39
Views: 878

Re: Harsh Times

Good for you Whip didn't mean to argue with you. Just quoting what one expert told me. "It's already cooked just heat it through." (quote) If incinerating it hides the gooey taste of pigs blood... then go for it. Have you ever tried "White Pudding." it's delicious....... Would you like me to tell yo...
by memor
Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:29 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: What's the best thing that you have done that you didn't think you would enjoy?
Replies: 10
Views: 234

Re: What's the best thing that you have done that you didn't think you would enjoy?

Nothing better than to escort some "Scum Bag." to Court then Prison. Knowing he deserved his sentence. AND if you think he got off lightly making his life as miserable as you could possibly make it. My mate on the back of the van with the prisoners used to play a compilation cassette in July of Xmas...
by memor
Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:21 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Won't be long now.
Replies: 20
Views: 323

Re: Won't be long now.

Look. If you have a faith you'll all go to Heaven.

If there is nothing after death you'll not know anything about it.

No mortgage no nothing. So it' a win win situation.

Enjoy life..... till it ends.

8) 8) 8) 8) :lol:
by memor
Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:50 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: USA, is it the beginning of the end for President Trump?
Replies: 46
Views: 701

Re: USA, is it the beginning of the end for President Trump?

I can understand Trump being elected. What I would find amazing is if Corbyn became Prime Minister #-o #-o #-o #-o :lol: :lol: :lol:
by memor
Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:48 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Here comes summer
Replies: 35
Views: 616

Re: Here comes summer

freon wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:44 am
Well its freezing here only 18. Windows are closed all the ceiling fans are off
It started raining late last night and it hasnt stopped at the moment its the third
wettest wet season on record and we have a cyclone just sitting off the coast

cheers
What we'd give for 18C. :-)
by memor
Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:43 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Happy Easter
Replies: 10
Views: 187

Re: Happy Easter

Easter was pinched by the Christian Church it's a Pagan celebration of "Spring and Renewal." It's got nothing to do with Jesus and resurrection. As I said it was pinched like Xmas. The reason Xmas is 25 December is that March the 25th was the start of Spring. and nine months from that date is the ge...

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