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by memor
Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:04 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Did your city ever have trams. Do you still use them?
Replies: 35
Views: 927

Re: Did your city ever have trams. Do you still use them?

I like trams and trolley buses. Why they had to go over to smelly diesel ones in the 60's floors me ! Now they're desperately trying to phase them out. We have a bus firm here in Brighton that powers it's buses by used vegetable oil. If you're behind one there's a constant smell of the "Chip Shop."
by memor
Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:57 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Biological Control
Replies: 20
Views: 261

Re: Biological Control

A couple of years ago we had horse meat in pies scandal.. Why can't they put Rabbit in there instead but tell people.
by memor
Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:54 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Harsh Times
Replies: 19
Views: 414

Re: Harsh Times

Recycling the same first name shows a complete lack of imagination.

I had a friend at school whose surname was "DAVIDSON" and what first name did his parents give him DAVID.

It was ok though we used to call him sh itface..............come to think of it so did his parents
by memor
Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:50 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: 7 Day Best Breakfast Ingredient Challenge
Replies: 28
Views: 293

Re: 7 Day Best Breakfast Ingredient Challenge

To celebrate getting to 14 stone I promised myself a nice glass of red wine.

six weeks without alcohol and after the glass I wished I hadn't drunk it.

I am so off alcohol. Doesn't look like I'll be repeating the red wine incentive.
by memor
Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:45 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Places you have been that you won't go again
Replies: 33
Views: 430

Re: Places you have been that you won't go again

Goa in India is supposed to be quite nice.
by memor
Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:17 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Biological Control
Replies: 20
Views: 261

Re: Biological Control

It's a shame the Farmer couldn't have fed the mice to the pigs.
by memor
Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:13 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Harsh Times
Replies: 19
Views: 414

Re: Harsh Times

Harsh times have come to whip. over cooked the Black Pudding this morning #-o It tasted a bit yuk but I was not going to throw it away. Life sucks at times. "Black Pudding is already cooked. It just needs heating through. People think it needs to be fried black in the pan. It should not. These word...
by memor
Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:04 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Royal bloodlines
Replies: 82
Views: 1310

Re: Royal bloodlines

Sherri it was an Uncle , my Mothers Brother. I still feel like having a pillage now and again. Must control myself more after I singelhandedly wiped out the next village for short changing me in the local shop.

Attilla the Memor
by memor
Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:18 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: 7 Day Best Breakfast Ingredient Challenge
Replies: 28
Views: 293

Re: 7 Day Best Breakfast Ingredient Challenge

I've been on a big diet Just after Xmas I stood on the scales and screamed I'd reached over 15 stone. I also have porridge with a dash of maple syrup. Walnuts,Pecans and Black Berries. That is all I have till 6pm when I have a bowl of Soup . No alcohol. I've lost just over stone in weight. My target...
by memor
Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:13 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: One for the lobster brigade
Replies: 29
Views: 671

Re: One for the lobster brigade

Pilot wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:47 am
PRAWN COCKTAIL, STEAK, BLACKFOREST GATEAUX 1970s MEAL WASHED DOWN WITH MATEUS ROSE WINE, THOSE WERE THE DAYS :D

Mateus Rose !!!! what happened to "Blue Nun or Hirondelle or even Bulls Blood!!!!
by memor
Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:11 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Have you been paying attention
Replies: 33
Views: 372

Re: Have you been paying attention

Memors Muddle would have been a good name
by memor
Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:36 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Royal bloodlines
Replies: 82
Views: 1310

Re: Royal bloodlines

This is nothing compared to what's just been revealed in the Memor Maplin household. I have 3% Asian blood........ ! (Shock Horror) I've asked Great Grandma Maplin and she's told me that there are no Chinese Takeaways in Slovenia in her day or even her Grannys day.... So we have had a big think and ...
by memor
Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:30 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Pearl harbour.
Replies: 8
Views: 196

Re: Pearl harbour.

Oh come on Whip... If they did that then we'd all be breathing in Nuclear Dust. it's bad enough as it is .
by memor
Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:27 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: The swimming lesson
Replies: 12
Views: 245

Re: The swimming lesson

When we moved to the new house we had al the pools filled in and the Koi Carp sold. There are so many stories of little ones falling or climbing into ponds and losing their lives.
by memor
Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:26 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: The danger of lottery tickets.
Replies: 25
Views: 459

Re: The danger of lottery tickets.

I stopped playing the lottery when they increased the numbers from 49 to 59.

The chances of winning the jackpot rose from 1 in 15 million to 1 in 45 million

If it was hard before it's even harder now.
by memor
Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:22 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: My God................How Could This Happen????
Replies: 17
Views: 380

Re: My God................How Could This Happen????

How do you think prisoners smuggle d*ugs and MOBILE PHONES into prison ? When the prisoner comes into reception and he's crying, it isn't because of the size of his sentence .
He's wailing because he's got a Nokia shoved up his arse
by memor
Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:17 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Poms behaving badly
Replies: 45
Views: 723

Re: Poms behaving badly

The reason the British Government is introducing this bill is that our young are losing their innocence as children. They are viewing porn sites and nothing is stopping them.
by memor
Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:17 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Poms behaving badly
Replies: 45
Views: 723

Re: Poms behaving badly

The reason the British Government is introducing this bill is that our young are losing their innocence as children. They are viewing porn sites and nothing is stopping them.
by memor
Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:14 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH ARE BEST
Replies: 29
Views: 473

Re: THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH ARE BEST

WW1 We Brits owe a debt of gratitude to INDIA with out their help at the very beginning we would have lost.. It's unfortunate that America came in at the end when they saw us winning. Now everyone thinks they won WW1 If Japan hadn't attacked at Pearl Harbour I wonder how WW2 would have ended. The Ge...
by memor
Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:55 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: FOREIGNERS
Replies: 3
Views: 91

FOREIGNERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1zs4O ... 91C183779C


Now you lot have look have a laugh and remember it's only for pleasure.

Just because your not English don't take offence :lol: :lol: :lol:

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