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The airlines like Ryan and Easy jet are always trying to screw more money out of travellers.. Apparently due to the crashes of the 737's Boeing are offering the plane without an undercarriage as you come into land the floor drops away and the stewardess shouts "RUN LIKE f**k ING HELL"

We bought all our Grand kids Drones for Christmas and had fun testing them to make sure they'd work. I live not far from Gatwick plenty of open space in which to test them. Best thing to do is find a big empty space. No hills or trees or pylons... We had a great day out.

I'm always amazed that she's won so many times... With t*ts that big you'd think she'd knock herself out running for the ball......... OOh does that sound sexist ???? you know what..... I don't give a F**K Merry Xmas

Greeting Gnads..... Have a Merry Xmas.

andysfootball wrote: ↑

Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:54 pm

quite hard living in australia

WHY ? Are they putting Viagara in the water ?

I am a "Baconite." and I embrace Baconism It's a new organisation I've created to counter veganism. Anyone can join Just tell everyone you meet that you are a Baconite and you are passionate about Baconism.. Just like Vegans do....... Hopefully it will take off

I'm not hung over.... just a bit tired. I made very Merry last night. I've had three Xmas dinners in as many weeks and last night Me and Myrna (wife 300lb's) went out for a slap up meal. We had Venison (reindeer) and it was Yummy. Whatever your beliefs have a super time and stay safe :P :P :P

When we joined in 1974 the Labour Government were paying the pensions of all those previously employed in the Common Market ( as it was called then) so there would be no need to pay current pensions.

Yes Happy Solstice to you too Pilot Unfortunately I finished all my single malt last night...... But I'll be with you in spirit........ sort of...After today the daylight hours get longer. Were you aware that this time of year the Earth is the closest to the sun in its orbit. From today we start to ...

This is from someone living in Holland: News just in from Holland !............"I wish the Brits would take the time to see whats going on here ... I'm a scouser living in Holland getting on 40 years now. .... It is just as bad, in some ways worse than in the UK. For example, Health Insurance is com...

Just seen a (repuatable) report about the riots in Paris and elsewhere. Apparently what OUR MEDIA are refusing to report is what is happening in the rest of France. Apparently Lorries and Tractors have paralysed the country by blocking the main roads. And the Police are not interfering they are stan...

It's the people that count not the rock and the land is very productive there are more sheep than people, Merry Xmas Whip

Looks like we're actually considering just leaving No payments to the EU and I've heard German industry are jumping up and down and starting to pressure Merkel and Barnier. It would be great if we said "Sod you we're going to be buying all our need from USA China India etc so up yer arse "

Whip The Falkland Islands. I believe we were ceded them by Spain....... Long before there was a country called Argentina........ We were there first. That's why there are British people on the Falkland Islands.

Painted handrail. Then wiped down with Turps the kids hands that didn't read the "WET PAINT" sign. Put up a new blind in one of the Bedrooms. Put up and decorated the Xmas tree. Cooked Portobello mushrooms stuffed with Stilton Cheese and Walnuts (yummy) for supper.. Lovely

Pilot wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 30, 2018 1:21 pm

Well I am a common person.

Nothing common about you Pilot your first class mate

Whip if the residents of the Falkland Islands wished to become part of Argentina Britain wouldn't step in their way... They don't and didn't wish to be invaded. Same as Gibraltar. They wish to remain part of Britain. Isn't this what democracy is all about.

if you add the numbers that make up 2018 they come to 11 if you add the two 1's together you get 2 which spookily enough is the first number of 2018... Amazing isn't it

The bit they are keeping quiet.....or they may not have thought about. Is If there is a watered down version of leaving No ones thought of the social unrest this will bring. If a load of Frenchies can riot in Paris just because of a Fuel Tax Hike. Just think what will happen if the UK leavers think ...

Can I ask after eating the Sprout ones.... Did you Fart ?