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- Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:40 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: Booked seats..
- Replies: 6
- Views: 6697
Re: Booked seats..
The airlines like Ryan and Easy jet are always trying to screw more money out of travellers.. Apparently due to the crashes of the 737's Boeing are offering the plane without an undercarriage as you come into land the floor drops away and the stewardess shouts "RUN LIKE f**k ING HELL"
- Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:31 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: Anyone know anything about drones, help needed please!!!
- Replies: 15
- Views: 9104
Re: Anyone know anything about drones, help needed please!!!
We bought all our Grand kids Drones for Christmas and had fun testing them to make sure they'd work. I live not far from Gatwick plenty of open space in which to test them. Best thing to do is find a big empty space. No hills or trees or pylons... We had a great day out.
- Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:18 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: Tennis Tantrums
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2594
Re: Tennis Tantrums
I'm always amazed that she's won so many times... With t*ts that big you'd think she'd knock herself out running for the ball......... OOh does that sound sexist ???? you know what..... I don't give a F**K Merry Xmas
- Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:59 pm
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: the falkland islands.
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5028
Re: the falkland islands.
Greeting Gnads..... Have a Merry Xmas.
- Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:57 pm
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: WOW this site is terminally ill
- Replies: 29
- Views: 5878
Re: WOW this site is terminally ill
WHY ? Are they putting Viagara in the water ?





- Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:39 pm
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: A VERY MERRY SOLSTICE/XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1981
Re: A VERY MERRY SOLSTICE/XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR






- Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:46 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: A VERY MERRY SOLSTICE/XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1981
A VERY MERRY SOLSTICE/XMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
I'm not hung over.... just a bit tired. I made very Merry last night. I've had three Xmas dinners in as many weeks and last night Me and Myrna (wife 300lb's) went out for a slap up meal. We had Venison (reindeer) and it was Yummy. Whatever your beliefs have a super time and stay safe :P :P :P
- Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:40 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: Theresa May is prooving to be a right battler!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1908
Re: Theresa May is prooving to be a right battler!
When we joined in 1974 the Labour Government were paying the pensions of all those previously employed in the Common Market ( as it was called then) so there would be no need to pay current pensions.
- Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:34 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: Yuletide
- Replies: 14
- Views: 8355
Re: Yuletide
Yes Happy Solstice to you too Pilot Unfortunately I finished all my single malt last night...... But I'll be with you in spirit........ sort of...After today the daylight hours get longer. Were you aware that this time of year the Earth is the closest to the sun in its orbit. From today we start to ...
- Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:29 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: THE TRUE MEANING OF BREXIT.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1142
THE TRUE MEANING OF BREXIT.
This is from someone living in Holland: News just in from Holland !............"I wish the Brits would take the time to see whats going on here ... I'm a scouser living in Holland getting on 40 years now. .... It is just as bad, in some ways worse than in the UK. For example, Health Insurance is com...
- Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:30 pm
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: The bit about Brexit they haven't told anyone about,
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1263
Re: The bit about Brexit they haven't told anyone about,
Just seen a (repuatable) report about the riots in Paris and elsewhere. Apparently what OUR MEDIA are refusing to report is what is happening in the rest of France. Apparently Lorries and Tractors have paralysed the country by blocking the main roads. And the Police are not interfering they are stan...
- Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:19 pm
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: the falkland islands.
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5028
Re: the falkland islands.
It's the people that count not the rock and the land is very productive there are more sheep than people, Merry Xmas Whip 

- Wed Dec 19, 2018 1:16 pm
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: Theresa May is prooving to be a right battler!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1908
Re: Theresa May is prooving to be a right battler!
Looks like we're actually considering just leaving No payments to the EU and I've heard German industry are jumping up and down and starting to pressure Merkel and Barnier. It would be great if we said "Sod you we're going to be buying all our need from USA China India etc so up yer arse "
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:41 pm
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: the falkland islands.
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5028
Re: the falkland islands.
Whip The Falkland Islands. I believe we were ceded them by Spain....... Long before there was a country called Argentina........ We were there first. That's why there are British people on the Falkland Islands.
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:03 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: What you doing this weekend?
- Replies: 138
- Views: 24692
Re: What you doing this weekend?
Painted handrail. Then wiped down with Turps the kids hands that didn't read the "WET PAINT" sign. Put up a new blind in one of the Bedrooms. Put up and decorated the Xmas tree. Cooked Portobello mushrooms stuffed with Stilton Cheese and Walnuts (yummy) for supper.. Lovely





- Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:58 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: merchant navy personnel
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2795
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:53 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: the falkland islands.
- Replies: 24
- Views: 5028
Re: the falkland islands.
Whip if the residents of the Falkland Islands wished to become part of Argentina Britain wouldn't step in their way... They don't and didn't wish to be invaded. Same as Gibraltar. They wish to remain part of Britain. Isn't this what democracy is all about.
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:49 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: 2018?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1165
Re: 2018?
if you add the numbers that make up 2018 they come to 11 if you add the two 1's together you get 2 which spookily enough is the first number of 2018... Amazing isn't it











- Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:46 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: The bit about Brexit they haven't told anyone about,
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1263
The bit about Brexit they haven't told anyone about,
The bit they are keeping quiet.....or they may not have thought about. Is If there is a watered down version of leaving No ones thought of the social unrest this will bring. If a load of Frenchies can riot in Paris just because of a Fuel Tax Hike. Just think what will happen if the UK leavers think ...
- Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:38 am
- Forum: The Corner Shop
- Topic: Fine dining or what....
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1144
Re: Fine dining or what....
Can I ask after eating the Sprout ones.... Did you Fart ?