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by memor
Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:36 am
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Royal bloodlines
Replies: 79
Views: 984

Re: Royal bloodlines

This is nothing compared to what's just been revealed in the Memor Maplin household. I have 3% Asian blood........ ! (Shock Horror) I've asked Great Grandma Maplin and she's told me that there are no Chinese Takeaways in Slovenia in her day or even her Grannys day.... So we have had a big think and ...
by memor
Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:30 am
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Pearl harbour.
Replies: 8
Views: 148

Re: Pearl harbour.

Oh come on Whip... If they did that then we'd all be breathing in Nuclear Dust. it's bad enough as it is .
by memor
Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:27 am
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: The swimming lesson
Replies: 12
Views: 184

Re: The swimming lesson

When we moved to the new house we had al the pools filled in and the Koi Carp sold. There are so many stories of little ones falling or climbing into ponds and losing their lives.
by memor
Sat Dec 24, 2016 1:26 am
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: The danger of lottery tickets.
Replies: 25
Views: 382

Re: The danger of lottery tickets.

I stopped playing the lottery when they increased the numbers from 49 to 59.

The chances of winning the jackpot rose from 1 in 15 million to 1 in 45 million

If it was hard before it's even harder now.
by memor
Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:22 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: My God................How Could This Happen????
Replies: 17
Views: 341

Re: My God................How Could This Happen????

How do you think prisoners smuggle d*ugs and MOBILE PHONES into prison ? When the prisoner comes into reception and he's crying, it isn't because of the size of his sentence .
He's wailing because he's got a Nokia shoved up his arse
by memor
Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:17 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Poms behaving badly
Replies: 45
Views: 669

Re: Poms behaving badly

The reason the British Government is introducing this bill is that our young are losing their innocence as children. They are viewing porn sites and nothing is stopping them.
by memor
Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:17 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Poms behaving badly
Replies: 45
Views: 669

Re: Poms behaving badly

The reason the British Government is introducing this bill is that our young are losing their innocence as children. They are viewing porn sites and nothing is stopping them.
by memor
Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:14 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH ARE BEST
Replies: 29
Views: 426

Re: THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH ARE BEST

WW1 We Brits owe a debt of gratitude to INDIA with out their help at the very beginning we would have lost.. It's unfortunate that America came in at the end when they saw us winning. Now everyone thinks they won WW1 If Japan hadn't attacked at Pearl Harbour I wonder how WW2 would have ended. The Ge...
by memor
Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:55 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: FOREIGNERS
Replies: 3
Views: 77

FOREIGNERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1zs4O ... 91C183779C


Now you lot have look have a laugh and remember it's only for pleasure.

Just because your not English don't take offence :lol: :lol: :lol:
by memor
Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:52 am
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Light Show
Replies: 14
Views: 210

Re: Light Show

gnads wrote:
Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:38 am
Not without landing up in front of the magistrate .... no. :P
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
by memor
Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:50 am
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Usa Kicked British ass,
Replies: 5
Views: 115

Re: Usa Kicked British ass,

Come on [-X [-X [-X [-X Lets not fight [-o< ...... Save it all for the New Year :lol: :lol: :lol:
by memor
Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:48 am
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH ARE BEST
Replies: 29
Views: 426

Re: THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH THE ENGLISH ARE BEST

WHOA Time out Gentlemen... The song was tongue in cheek... It was performed when Flanders and Swann were touring the USA..... Please don't take it seriously... THAT'S HOW WARS START...... :) Once again MERRY XMAS and please.... PEACE ON EARTH.
by memor
Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:11 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Where have we been this weekend?
Replies: 137
Views: 3368

Re: Where have we been this weekend?

UFO's in Northumberland..!!!!!!!!!. Did they mean the bus service. ??? Seeing a bus is akin to seeing a UFO. So rare.
by memor
Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:07 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Now I Get it...........
Replies: 58
Views: 855

Re: Now I Get it...........

If the "Greens." who are against fossil fuels get their way and we go back to driving using horses. Have they considered what to do with the Horse s**t. In the late 1800's London had to cope with 23,000 tons a day..... We had lovely gardens back then :-)
by memor
Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:20 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Why Can't governments (ANY) leave the Prison Service alone
Replies: 23
Views: 430

Re: Why Can't governments (ANY) leave the Prison Service alone

We had National Service here It was stopped in the 60's... WHY.. A little known fact that nobody officially will tell you but I know.. And it's endemic throughout the world no matter which country has it... Do you want to know ? A large proportion of young men (not sure of the figures for the UK) th...
by memor
Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:08 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Did you know
Replies: 42
Views: 606

Re: Did you know

Oh NO MAX !!!!!!!!! I've just had an epileptic Fit . Quick shove that wooden spoon between my teeth so I don't swallow my tongue
by memor
Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:05 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Thermodynamic's
Replies: 11
Views: 175

Re: Thermodynamic's

At the price of fuel you'd think it would use sails............ Am I the only one thinking of this :idea: :idea: :idea:
by memor
Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:03 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: S.A.D
Replies: 17
Views: 333

Re: S.A.D

Melatonin back to usual levels Merry Fu ck ing Xmas everyone.
by memor
Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:03 pm
Forum: Curlys Corner Shop
Topic: Why Can't governments (ANY) leave the Prison Service alone
Replies: 23
Views: 430

Re: Why Can't governments (ANY) leave the Prison Service alone

Quote :-Other states (like Arizona) have a mandatory "Boot Camp" program for first time offenders that, IMHO, is a mixture of Army Basic Training and punitive duty. It would be interesting to see what the recidivism rate is from these types of programs.Quote. Daddy O we had something similar under M...

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