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by memor
Wed May 23, 2018 11:31 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: What you doing this weekend?
Replies: 84
Views: 1958

Re: What you doing this weekend?

This weekend.. I will be doing what us retired people do... Working in the "Man Shed." Gardening, having a bloomin good time drinking lots of Cava after forty seven years of working I've deserved it woooooo hooooooo Cava? .... do you like drinking dirt that numbs the lips & tongue? :lol: Cava is fa...
by memor
Wed May 23, 2018 11:27 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Just seen
Replies: 0
Views: 76

Just seen

"Ready Player One." THIS IS BRILLIANT One of the best films ever. I rank it along side Raiders of the last etc. Star Wars Jurrasic whats it. Back to the future. A Spielberg classic........ go see it
by memor
Wed May 23, 2018 11:25 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Just seen
Replies: 1
Views: 96

Just seen

Just seen "A Quiet Place." It'll keep you on the edge of your seat BUT It's full of inaccuracies..... You'll see them if you see the film.. really boring in the middle.
by memor
Fri May 11, 2018 10:24 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: What you doing this weekend?
Replies: 84
Views: 1958

Re: What you doing this weekend?

This weekend.. I will be doing what us retired people do... Working in the "Man Shed." Gardening, having a bloomin good time drinking lots of Cava after forty seven years of working I've deserved it woooooo hooooooo
by memor
Sat May 05, 2018 12:47 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Moral dilema
Replies: 8
Views: 243

Re: Moral dilema

A very clever kid...... Soon to be obese =D> =D> =D> =D>
by memor
Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:37 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: What you doing this weekend?
Replies: 84
Views: 1958

Re: What you doing this weekend?

Ooh I missed this... This weekend Have a Sauna (I have one) Re arrange my new shed (man cave) went to Japanese restaurant. Bloomin brilliant. Drank far to much red wine. Watched the Snooker. and coz it's Sunday.. I say a prayer for all you poor sods that aren't retired and have to go to work Monday ...
by memor
Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:31 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Man or Beast, which is the Real Pest?
Replies: 49
Views: 995

Re: Man or Beast, which is the Real Pest?

Here in the UK we're a mix of Germanic and Scandinavian stock Anglo Saxons Angles and Saxons are from Germany then we have Norwegians Jutes Celts... Most of Scotland are descended from the Irish when the Picts invaded Scotland in the third century AD they wiped out the indigenous people there or bre...
by memor
Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:21 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: That was quick....
Replies: 5
Views: 147

Re: That was quick....

Short is selling........while there's still some money in it......... Who thinks they'll be in Division 2 after next season :-)
by memor
Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: We said the Mags would like Burton Albion. They do!
Replies: 5
Views: 199

Re: We said the Mags would like Burton Albion. They do!

Are Sunderland going to be in Division One.........next season......... Oh yes I think they are........... I wonder how long it will be before there is Mags Cats Derby
by memor
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:56 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Does uranus smell like rotten eggs?
Replies: 6
Views: 186

Re: Does uranus smell like rotten eggs?

Why can't they just re name it "Arseholes." and get it over with, then no one would be in any doubt. Enough Double Entendres

A woman ask a Cocktail Waiter if she could have a "Double Entendres?"

So he gave her one :lol:
by memor
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:51 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: A Fine Bromance - but for how long?
Replies: 8
Views: 209

Re: A Fine Bromance - but for how long?

Looks like Angela (That's pronounced the English way Anjel a) Merkel is getting Jealous of Macron she wants Trump to visit Germany.
by memor
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:49 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Scrappy
Replies: 13
Views: 530

Re: Scrappy

How nice to see your lovely face Scrappy...
by memor
Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:46 pm
Forum: Chatroom Message Board
Topic: Old school friends from Mortimer Road
Replies: 6
Views: 2642

Re: Old school friends from Mortimer Road

I agree with you about the sadistic teachers. It's always been my theory that most of them were ex SS and should have been tried at Nuremberg. The Science PE Teacher was called Galloway... Not sure if he was around when you were there but there was a Maths teacher called Smith. Hung himself in a Bai...
by memor
Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:46 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Aussie Cricketers Caught Cheating
Replies: 30
Views: 890

Re: Aussie Cricketers Caught Cheating

I never thought I'd see the day when Australians would cheat. BUT to make matters worse they'd break down in tears on television. I'm not sure what is worse. :shock: :shock:
by memor
Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:44 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Armed Robbery
Replies: 26
Views: 747

Re: Armed Robbery

It's too much trouble. Better to let them off and not bother the Courts.. This is Policing in the UK these days......
by memor
Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:15 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Armed Robbery
Replies: 26
Views: 747

Re: Armed Robbery

Why bother robbing a bank.. In the UK if you shoplift and it comes to under £200 the Police will not prosecute.... Shoplifting has increased 200% and rising since this was announced
by memor
Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:07 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: lost and found
Replies: 8
Views: 239

Re: lost and found

Maybe there is some aspiring Magician looking for his "White Rabbit." that fell out of his top hat. If he doesn't know it's missing the trick will go flat :-)
by memor
Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:03 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 30
Views: 834

Re: Merry Christmas

Getting back to Xmas (greek spelling) the reason it's the 25th of December.. is because they (the Bishops) had to decide WHEN! They knew that all northern Hemisphere cultures celebrated Spring around the 25th of March Birds and bees doing procreation things so what better time for Jesus to be concei...
by memor
Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:06 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Daddyo has passed away
Replies: 37
Views: 971

Re: Daddyo has passed away

:( :( I'm deeply saddened :( :(
by memor
Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:04 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Sir Ken Dodd
Replies: 9
Views: 222

Re: Sir Ken Dodd

"What a wonderful day..... What a wonderful day for shoving a cucumber through your neighbours letterbox and scream and shout that the Martians are coming !!!! "

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