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by memor
Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:46 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Aussie Cricketers Caught Cheating
Replies: 30
Views: 536

Re: Aussie Cricketers Caught Cheating

I never thought I'd see the day when Australians would cheat. BUT to make matters worse they'd break down in tears on television. I'm not sure what is worse. :shock: :shock:
by memor
Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:44 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Armed Robbery
Replies: 26
Views: 546

Re: Armed Robbery

It's too much trouble. Better to let them off and not bother the Courts.. This is Policing in the UK these days......
by memor
Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:15 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Armed Robbery
Replies: 26
Views: 546

Re: Armed Robbery

Why bother robbing a bank.. In the UK if you shoplift and it comes to under £200 the Police will not prosecute.... Shoplifting has increased 200% and rising since this was announced
by memor
Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:07 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: lost and found
Replies: 8
Views: 165

Re: lost and found

Maybe there is some aspiring Magician looking for his "White Rabbit." that fell out of his top hat. If he doesn't know it's missing the trick will go flat :-)
by memor
Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:03 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 30
Views: 639

Re: Merry Christmas

Getting back to Xmas (greek spelling) the reason it's the 25th of December.. is because they (the Bishops) had to decide WHEN! They knew that all northern Hemisphere cultures celebrated Spring around the 25th of March Birds and bees doing procreation things so what better time for Jesus to be concei...
by memor
Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:06 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Daddyo has passed away
Replies: 35
Views: 670

Re: Daddyo has passed away

:( :( I'm deeply saddened :( :(
by memor
Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:04 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Sir Ken Dodd
Replies: 9
Views: 153

Re: Sir Ken Dodd

"What a wonderful day..... What a wonderful day for shoving a cucumber through your neighbours letterbox and scream and shout that the Martians are coming !!!! "
by memor
Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:02 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Sir Ken Dodd
Replies: 9
Views: 153

Re: Sir Ken Dodd

I saw him in the 80's here in Brighton. He was supposed to finish at 10pm but went on till 11.45.

Next morning my throat hurt from laughing.

One of the funniest comedians ever.
by memor
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:27 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Scrappy
Replies: 8
Views: 304

Re: Scrappy

Thank you all. Niagraa........... You're a little stirrer :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by memor
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:20 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: How many chances?
Replies: 7
Views: 243

Re: How many chances?

"My solution to some crimes would be that okay, jails are open 24/7, how about one jail or section of a jail being for part time prisoners. Often we send people to prison for eg 2 months," quote from Sherri We already have that here Sherri. Prisoners who are not a risk or are in for less serious off...
by memor
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:13 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: How old is old?
Replies: 18
Views: 404

Re: How old is old?

I'm 65 . I reckon that with the great strides in medicine If I can keep going without anything Major for the next five years. I could live for another 60 years.. Here's hoping.
by memor
Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:10 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Wind ups
Replies: 17
Views: 420

Re: Wind ups

Where do you stay in Tenerife / Los Christianos or Americas........ Years ago we stayed in Americas at the Conquistador. in JANUARY . I couldn't understand why we were all walking round in t shirts and shorts and all the locals were in Anoraks woolly hats and scarves. 25 Centigrade is too cold for t...
by memor
Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:55 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 30
Views: 639

Re: Merry Christmas

:lol: I'd just like to point out that CHRISTMAS is with us till the 5th of January. That's how long Xmas lasts. 12 days. Anyone who takes there decs or tree down before that date are KILLJOYS. So there
by memor
Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:51 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Scrappy
Replies: 8
Views: 304

Re: Scrappy

OK Thanks. Niagraa. Sorry to hear of your troubles.


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL
by memor
Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:58 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Scrappy
Replies: 8
Views: 304

Scrappy

Last time I was on here she wasn't well. Is she better ?

Does she still post on here ?
by memor
Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:55 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Dislike Snow.
Replies: 36
Views: 759

Re: Dislike Snow.

Thanks Sherri... I see this site is now called corner shop whatever happened to Curly ?
by memor
Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Ungrateful or what...
Replies: 8
Views: 218

Re: Ungrateful or what...

I know just how he feels. Myrna (wife 300 lb's) still hasn't unwrapped the exercise bike I got her four years ago.
by memor
Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:49 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Dislike Snow.
Replies: 36
Views: 759

Re: Dislike Snow.

It's the 30th December and it's 15 centigrade outside. I'm on the south coast in Brighton.
by memor
Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:47 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 30
Views: 639

Re: Merry Christmas

Pilots right. Looking forward to the easter eggs in the shops...... What's that ?????? they're already in the shops........Well I never. :roll:
by memor
Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:45 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 30
Views: 639

Re: Merry Christmas

Such a long time since I've been on here.

MERRY XMAS everyone and a Happy New Year

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