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by average len
Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:13 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Goodbye
Replies: 22
Views: 9351

Goodbye

It is with mixed feelings that I announce I will no longer be contributing to these boards. I feel that no one is taking much notice of what I say; I'm like a voice crying in the wilderness. So I'll just bid farewell, and leave you all to the self-hating politically correct indoctrinations of Rennap...
by average len
Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:58 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Remembrance Sunday
Replies: 16
Views: 5923

I was in a supermarket on Thursday when the two minutes silence came, and everyone observed it.
by average len
Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:57 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Trolley Buses
Replies: 14
Views: 3110

Memor: You write: "I always remember at the Chi the conductor having to get off the bus and using long bamboo pole with hook on end change points so trolley bus could go up Stanhope road. I think there was story in paper when it raining one being electrocuted. I think he was a bad conductor." Well,...
by average len
Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:23 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Chinese firemen
Replies: 9
Views: 2159

Curly: "Seems a rather drastic remedy for a small fire Len"

:lol: :lol:
by average len
Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:18 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: New James Bond film
Replies: 24
Views: 5008

Elaine H: "As long as he is British, I really don't care. Nothing worse than having an American actor try to do the stiff upper lip British accent! LOL"

Wasn't Bond in fact Scottish?
by average len
Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:10 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 1874

A bit of bad news today. My application for a shotgun permit was turned down. Was it wise of me to put on the line where it asks, Reason for wishing to own a shotgun? : "To shoot carol singers"?
by average len
Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:34 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 1874

The way global warming is going, Santa will soon start arriving on a surf board, and wearing sunglasses and skin protection cream.
by average len
Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:18 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 1874

I'm surprised we're still allowed to talk about Christmas. I thought they'd have ordered us to talk about something like Winterval instead, as in the Charles D. classic A Winterval Carol.
by average len
Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:46 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Chinese firemen
Replies: 9
Views: 2159

Did you know that when the Titanic set off there was a fire burning in one of the coal bunkers?
by average len
Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:38 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 1874

All bloody humbug, the lot of it.
by average len
Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:28 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: New Iraqi Hostage Situation
Replies: 9
Views: 2129

Whoops. my mistake. Ok, Cherry, I still want to know how these kidnappers plan to bring about a multi-cultural, multi-ethnic, multi-religion Iraq, where all faiths have equal status and can practice freely.
by average len
Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:21 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Some Interesting Facts
Replies: 3
Views: 652

Some thoughts on above: 2. If Hitch didn't have a belly button, how was he fed in the womb?! 6. I thought it was closer to 10 per cent. Or perhaps more accurate counting now has been done. 10. Isn't it stupid we call it a toothbrush. As it brushes all the teeth, should't it really be a teethbrush? 1...
by average len
Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:12 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 1874

Sit indoors cursing bloody Christmas. What a hypocritical time of year it is, everyone being nice for one day when for the other 364 they're plotting how to sink a dagger in your back.

HUMBUG!!
by average len
Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:52 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: New Iraqi Hostage Situation
Replies: 9
Views: 2129

Rennaps: Repeat: I still want to know how these kidnappers plan to bring about a multi-cultural, multi-ethnic, multi-religion Iraq, where all faiths have equal status and can practice freely. It's a sensible question. And they do want a multi-cultural, multi-ethnic, multi-religion Iraq, where all f...
by average len
Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:45 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: My new Mistress!!
Replies: 8
Views: 1391

Ah yes, a visit by Miss Enza.

I opened the window - and in flew Enza!!!!

(Falls over scarcely able to move for laughter)
by average len
Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:43 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: New Iraqi Hostage Situation
Replies: 9
Views: 2129

I still want to know how these kidnappers plan to bring about a multi-cultural, multi-ethnic, multi-religion Iraq, where all faiths have equal status and can practice freely. Do they intend to get the Americans out first, then introduce a multi-cultural, multi-ethnic, multi-religion Iraq, where all ...
by average len
Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:49 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Which is your favorite comedy programme of all time?
Replies: 25
Views: 2092

The original Bilko with phil Silvers was also terrific. You can catch re runs on BBC2 now.
by average len
Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:40 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Ugh...
Replies: 7
Views: 741

Ugh...

Do you know what I saw in a supermarket the other day? A steak and Newcastle brown ale pie. AAgghh....
by average len
Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:32 pm
Forum: Polls
Topic: COMEDIANS - WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVOURITE???
Replies: 29
Views: 8811

Girls, girls....
by average len
Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:30 pm
Forum: Polls
Topic: Music
Replies: 18
Views: 5917

Rennaps:

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