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by average len
Sat Nov 13, 2004 1:13 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Goodbye
Replies: 22
Views: 11402

Goodbye

It is with mixed feelings that I announce I will no longer be contributing to these boards. I feel that no one is taking much notice of what I say; I'm like a voice crying in the wilderness. So I'll just bid farewell, and leave you all to the self-hating politically correct indoctrinations of Rennap...
by average len
Thu Nov 11, 2004 3:10 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 4493

A bit of bad news today. My application for a shotgun permit was turned down. Was it wise of me to put on the line where it asks, Reason for wishing to own a shotgun? : "To shoot carol singers"?
by average len
Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:34 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 4493

The way global warming is going, Santa will soon start arriving on a surf board, and wearing sunglasses and skin protection cream.
by average len
Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:18 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 4493

I'm surprised we're still allowed to talk about Christmas. I thought they'd have ordered us to talk about something like Winterval instead, as in the Charles D. classic A Winterval Carol.
by average len
Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:38 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 4493

All bloody humbug, the lot of it.
by average len
Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:21 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Some Interesting Facts
Replies: 3
Views: 1386

Some thoughts on above: 2. If Hitch didn't have a belly button, how was he fed in the womb?! 6. I thought it was closer to 10 per cent. Or perhaps more accurate counting now has been done. 10. Isn't it stupid we call it a toothbrush. As it brushes all the teeth, should't it really be a teethbrush? 1...
by average len
Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:12 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Xmas Day... Wot u do?
Replies: 21
Views: 4493

Sit indoors cursing bloody Christmas. What a hypocritical time of year it is, everyone being nice for one day when for the other 364 they're plotting how to sink a dagger in your back.

HUMBUG!!
by average len
Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:49 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Which is your favorite comedy programme of all time?
Replies: 25
Views: 4325

The original Bilko with phil Silvers was also terrific. You can catch re runs on BBC2 now.
by average len
Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:40 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Ugh...
Replies: 7
Views: 1566

Ugh...

Do you know what I saw in a supermarket the other day? A steak and Newcastle brown ale pie. AAgghh....
by average len
Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:27 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: if anybody is online send a reply
Replies: 26
Views: 2113

What are you doning sitting at work and feeling bored? You should be working!
by average len
Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:24 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Weird or wot?
Replies: 7
Views: 1056

I thought of a green hammer. Must go and see my brain doctor...
by average len
Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:32 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: if any one knows me please reply!!
Replies: 12
Views: 1386

lisa moll...didn't I know your sister?...Gangster's?...(Collapses in a heap, writhing with laughter)
by average len
Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:12 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Best Songs
Replies: 6
Views: 972

Pop music divides into two clearly defined eras: the Sixties, and one big anti-climax.
by average len
Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:02 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Good day
Replies: 21
Views: 2640

Didn't somebody once claim that Jake and Memor were the same person?
by average len
Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:00 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Wearside Jack
Replies: 12
Views: 1484

So who was it, Memor? (You can't libel the dead.)
by average len
Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:17 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Wearside Jack
Replies: 12
Views: 1484

Wearside Jack

Anybody see that programme on Wearside Jack, the hoaxer who sent a tape to the police claiming to be from the Yorkshire Ripper? Two interesting theories proposed; one that "Jack" was a mate of Sutcliffe's, the other that he was a policeman himself. (The second one I think must be highly un...
by average len
Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:12 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Gambling
Replies: 14
Views: 2217

I can see the arguments for these proposed casinos, (people are free agents and if they want to squander their money it's up to them, etc.) but also the arguments against, Kids crying because daddy's gambled away the money they need for food, etc. I'm not keen on these new casinos; casinos attract c...
by average len
Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:53 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: new name for Gazza
Replies: 22
Views: 3125

Allan, I agree. Gascoigne was the best thing English football had seen for decades.
And I still think Hoddle was wrong not to take him to the World Cup; Gascoigne boozed and bloated was still bettwer than the rest of them sober and slim!
by average len
Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:30 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Ren's Wild p*ssy
Replies: 11
Views: 1712

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by average len
Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:29 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: next BB?
Replies: 3
Views: 912

next BB?

I think the next BB should be made of of people from these boards. Can't you just imagine Allan and Rennpas under the same roof? Sparks, as they say, would fly! and Memor could be the cool, sophisticated guy who keeps his distance and regards everyone else with a sceptical eye. And Gazza could be th...