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S.T.E.F. = Smelliest Tart Ever F****d
S.T.E.F. = Sniffs Tramps Eggy Farts

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright Nowwwwwwooooooooo!!!!!

I've heard she flashes her knickers at Tramps to earn a couple of bob too.

You gotta wonder what S.T.E.F. stands for...

Size Twenty Extra Fat
Stick That in 'Er f*nny
Suck This, Extremely Fishy

Anyone else got any suggestions?

So... Brandon... Are you forming an Ultravox tribute band? Or something inspired by Ultravox?

I would certainly be interested in hearing more...

... sounds a bit like Billy Currie and Ultravox...

I have to point out thatour experiences with on-line banking have been terrible. Yes, it's great for checking statements. That side seems to work well. We've had no end of trouble paying bills though. The bank's security systems constantly get in the way of business transactions and any call to the ...

I don't think there are many transvestites that would dare leave the house looking like you, Stef. They have standards, you know?

Like, if I ever was to bat for the other side there would be a taste issue there :!: :!: :!: :!: lol jelly has no worries LOL Your just licking Jelly's brown eye cos you think you might be in with a chance with her, but with a young lady of my calibre you have NO CHANCE!!!!llololololol :D :D :D :D ...

Well said, Cat.

Nikki is just a troll, a bit ugly troll with a face that looks like an elephants arse.

Best of luck, Jen.

Well, hopefully not as big as the fleas down at Impulse.

Metal, just ignore Nikki. She picks a fight with everybody. It's just her way of introducing herself. Be nice to her. be friendly. She can't help it.