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by Podgy Pete
Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:08 pm
Forum: Tyneside Old Codgers History Room
Topic: ST VINCENT ST GHOST
Replies: 70
Views: 15669

Re: ST VINCENT ST GHOST

I was born a brought up in Bewick Street. I wuz lucky to have an electric train set when I was a kid. One night as I'm lying in bed me train ran up and down the track. I could hear Mum and Dad talking in the other room. The electrics were off so no power. I just froze and stuck me head under the bed...
by Podgy Pete
Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:16 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: paul gascoignes .........
Replies: 13
Views: 1341

Re: paul gascoignes .........

Raol Moat and Gazza are proper Loonies.
Addled brains both of them
When Moat had one that is.
by Podgy Pete
Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:14 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: couple of swans
Replies: 8
Views: 445

Re: couple of swans

I hate swans me.
They're the most cantankerous birds.
Its a pity only the queen is allowed to eat them
by Podgy Pete
Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:12 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: tufted duck & pigeon
Replies: 5
Views: 367

Re: tufted duck & pigeon

Bloomin great photos..... Which one are you fattening up for Xmas ?
by Podgy Pete
Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:10 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: 'Bye 'bye, Mary.
Replies: 7
Views: 610

Re: 'Bye 'bye, Mary.

Is she leaving on a Jet plane then
by Podgy Pete
Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:40 am
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Grave topic
Replies: 11
Views: 694

Re: Grave topic

When Spike Milligan died he wanted on his tomb stone.

"I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL!!!
The rotten church authorities objected to it so his wife had it put on their in Gaelic.
by Podgy Pete
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:18 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Funny TV Show
Replies: 1
Views: 1007

Re: Funny TV Show

I though CHEERS was funny and TAXI and FRASIER and a whole lot more American comedies.

Its quite a sweeping statement Mr P to say we don't get american humour.
By the way what ever happened to Paul Hogan that was the last Australian I laughed at.....Oh apart from the Aussie cricket team..
by Podgy Pete
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:14 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Interesting Approcah to tackling Global Warming
Replies: 3
Views: 1361

Re: Interesting Approcah to tackling Global Warming

This is also an interesting Approcah I've cracked global warming. There are at least thirty million cars in this country each car has at least four wheels five if you include the spare. If we all let our tyres down this would fill the world with fresh air. Now we pump them up with Carbon dioxide thu...
by Podgy Pete
Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:04 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Obama Conspiracy Theories
Replies: 16
Views: 2918

Re: Obama Conspiracy Theories

Our latest conspiracy theory is that the Govenment want swine flu to go big time in this country.
So they can blame it for the down turn in the economy and show the people how wonderful they can cope
with it so they'll be voted in at the next election.
Am ah being just a bit cynical
by Podgy Pete
Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:31 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Earth Hour - lights out
Replies: 37
Views: 1782

Re: Earth Hour - lights out

No way I'm switching the lights off down here.
t's spooky enough as it is with the lights on.
by Podgy Pete
Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:28 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Chinese food
Replies: 20
Views: 3728

Re: Chinese food

I don't know what everyones getting upset about.
It's only what people have been eating in Ocean Road for donkeys years (probably Donkeys as well) and the odd Cockroach.
I know... I've seen the autopsies.
by Podgy Pete
Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:20 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Central station
Replies: 26
Views: 1591

Re: Central station

Sounds as if the Jocks got lost.
I'm always wary of men that dress up in skirts. Even when they're dead lying on a slab.
Uhhh it makes me shiver .
by Podgy Pete
Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:17 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Heres one for PAUL@NCJ
Replies: 8
Views: 955

Re: Heres one for PAUL@NCJ

Global.

Speaking professionally that could be Rigor Mortis settng in.
by Podgy Pete
Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:13 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Driving and Mobile Phones
Replies: 62
Views: 3058

Re: Driving and Mobile Phones

Apparentl its illegal to drive and eat or drink.
Theres lots of Sales Reps breaking the Law everyday.
by Podgy Pete
Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:11 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: You have been warned
Replies: 66
Views: 4365

Re: You have been warned

Is there any chance that we could sponsor an Iraqi or Iranian Christian (there are some)
We could sponsor him to stand for Iranian or Iraqi Parliament and give a similar speach as that Muslim MP.
Its OK it wont cost us much as he wont last very long.
by Podgy Pete
Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:03 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Heres one for PAUL@NCJ
Replies: 8
Views: 955

Heres one for PAUL@NCJ

As I work down the mortuary we've noticed something rather sinister. Bodies have beeen disappearing. We've heard rumours...Well not rumours more like an inkling. Whenever a body disapears its always when one of the medical students invites us all out for a drink. He always buys the first round never...
by Podgy Pete
Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:45 pm
Forum: The Corner Shop
Topic: Pilot, what about this
Replies: 25
Views: 1320

Re: Pilot, what about this

Party Girl

I daint want to be rude but
Yor Father ....Now has he really been working away from home?
Have you any proof?
Has he ever made classic c**k ups like calling you by a different name? or calling your mother by some thing else?
by Podgy Pete
Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:04 am
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Tynemouth Priory.
Replies: 14
Views: 2796

Aye Global its a wonder maybe they used what the Egyptians used to build the pyramids. No steel tools not sure if they had pulleys but they had one thing that would make the biggest difference in the world. With this they could build the greatest buildings in the World and I just rediscovered it. If...
by Podgy Pete
Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:19 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Bernard Manning
Replies: 19
Views: 1853

Rossinbird.
I've got relatives in Liverpool and I could find your signature at the end of your posts racist and offensive.
Good job I've got a good Liverpudlian sense of humour.
"What you call a Liverpudlian in a suit."

"The accused."
by Podgy Pete
Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:11 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Animal Fur.
Replies: 22
Views: 2412

Marra WHAT ABOUT THE VICTIMS !!! They don't have a say in it either.

Save all your passion for making things like genocide and torture to HUMAN BEINGS a thing of the past.

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