Search found 27 matches

by Keefbeer
Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:00 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Where abouts are Englands best Lug Doctors ?
Replies: 2
Views: 847

If its anything like a blow job I would give the Hedworth a go most Saturdays
by Keefbeer
Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:09 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Kember
Replies: 15
Views: 1705

Could not agree more and while we are on the subject as Kember ignored all advice on his personel security as well as being anti-military I persume he will be picking up the bill for his stupidity!
by Keefbeer
Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:37 pm
Forum: Tyneside History Room
Topic: remember her?
Replies: 4
Views: 2619

Nitty Nora in Shields for the early 70s used to be Mrs Sparks, she was my mates mother and used to live in Morpeth Avenue.
by Keefbeer
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:05 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Our Boys
Replies: 1
Views: 722

This reminds me of an occasion a couple of years ago when the West Indies Guard Ship was HMS Northumberland, they also had a widely reported d*ugs bust almost identical to this one. The only problem was when the ship returned to its home port large amounts of happy baccy purchased by the crew on a s...
by Keefbeer
Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:35 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Driving
Replies: 11
Views: 1482

Let me be the first to thank you Jake for your commitment to public safety
by Keefbeer
Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:31 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: This Is Good.
Replies: 9
Views: 1263

I saw Celine Dion in Vegas last year and to be honest she is skinnier
by Keefbeer
Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:26 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: wavis o'shave
Replies: 2
Views: 824

I thought this was going to be about that daft bug*er who stands by the river waving at the ships and passing traffic !
by Keefbeer
Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:42 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Music
Replies: 42
Views: 5122

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by Keefbeer
Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: School Photos
Replies: 22
Views: 4321

Spoilsport
by Keefbeer
Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:52 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: School Photos
Replies: 22
Views: 4321

I recognise both Derekftm and Andysfootball both of whom where in my class at Mortimer but I must have been off that day!
by Keefbeer
Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:10 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: a big thumbs down to shields council & the customs house
Replies: 13
Views: 5394

The answer to this might be to rename the photographic club to something like " The Gay/Lesbian/Trans-genered Taliban Disabled Photographic Club" Not only will you get a purpose built club venue but I am sure the Council will help with your expensives.
by Keefbeer
Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:08 pm
Forum: Chatroom Message Board
Topic: Just wondering
Replies: 17
Views: 18739

Ditto, so did my mother and she would have been there in the late 1950s she lived in Stanhope Road and went by the name of mam, sorry Sheila Hall.
by Keefbeer
Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:54 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: caravanning
Replies: 7
Views: 1068

Lizard Lane caravan site is excellent but the first post has a point it does suffer from the young local cap wearing low life causing trouble, just look out for the patches of burnt ground under some of the vans and figure out how that pitch became available. My recommendation would be to head up th...
by Keefbeer
Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:17 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Treason???
Replies: 8
Views: 868

A bit of good news on the Treason front, according to a suit I was listening to on Radio 4 being Hung, Drawn and Quartered has never been repealled as a possible sentance for this offence. So who is up for giving it a go? it does not have to be a blue faced jock but as start that will have to do.
by Keefbeer
Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:06 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: THE COOK CONSPIRACY
Replies: 6
Views: 794

I bet Blair is pinning his hopes on Galloway taking an interest in hill walking, that would sort out another problem.
by Keefbeer
Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:30 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Treason???
Replies: 8
Views: 868

Jims view that Britain somehow deserves problems associated with our colonial past and that we simply used these countries for our own ends then moved on and we need feel guilty, well think about this................................Former colonies doing okay without us, America, Canada, Australia, N...
by Keefbeer
Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:23 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: SPUNK
Replies: 20
Views: 2578

Well here goes.....................
I think the Council encourages feckless behaviour by supporting welfare single mothers instead of leaving them to natural selection!
by Keefbeer
Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:20 pm
Forum: South Shields General Notice Board
Topic: Three wishes
Replies: 2
Views: 484

Three wishes

An American, a Frenchmen and a Geordie where walking along the beach and noticed a shinny lamb sticking out from the sand, so they gave it a wipe and out sprung a Genie who true to the rules of the job offered them three wishes. The American, who being a farmer wished for a fertile land, long sunny ...
by Keefbeer
Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:09 pm
Forum: Mortimer School
Topic: Any Sporting Memories??
Replies: 3
Views: 12063

Yes he was but strangely was a fine painter, oils not walls.
by Keefbeer
Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:10 pm
Forum: Tyneside History Room
Topic: look before you leap
Replies: 3
Views: 2350

The Ingham I would think